Suicidal Sheep

[The Brewer]

On shared cycle paths I shout coming through, on the road I'm usually saying something ending with 'off' , but no matter what I shouted or did today on the moorland lanes the stupid buggers always wandered to the front of my wheel....Do I need an airhorn to move the bloody stupid things

 

[sidevalve]

Try the old trick of shouting "mint sauce".

 

[Mr Haematocrit]

Do I need an airhorn to move the bloody stupid things

Air pistol might help, or at least stop them from reaching your bike j/k

 

[Globalti]

Sheep will happily graze at the roadside for hours until a bike comes along, at which point they look up, panic and decide they would rather be on the other side.

I saw a sheep do this in front of a minicab once, I was amazed how far the sheep flew through the air and I think it was dead by the time it hit the ground. Made quite a mess of the front of the car too, much to the annoyance of the driver.