Summers boring bring on winter

[Joshua Plumtree]

I'd just be happy to have some of the sex personally!

 

[Cuchilo]

Cycling in the summer is same old same old. It's like having sex in the same position for the rest of you life. All you do is get hot and bothered, avoid flies going into your mouth

Have you checked your partner is still breathing ?

 

[BigAl68]

Have you checked your partner is still breathing ?

Maybe the OP technique needs some work possibly the same with their pedalling?

 

[Saluki]

. It's like having sex in the same position for the rest of you life. All you do is get hot and bothered, avoid flies going into your mouth while gasping for breath.

The hot and bothered, gasping for breath bit I get but getting flies in your mouth Where are you having sex to keep getting flies in your mouth?

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

The hot and bothered, gasping for breath bit I get but getting flies in your mouth Where are you having sex to keep getting flies in your mouth?

Top tip: if you're getting flies in your mouth when you're having sex, get him to take his trousers off.

 

[Mattonsea]

Cycling in the summer is same old same old. It's like having sex in the same position for the rest of you life. All you do is get hot and bothered, avoid flies going into your mouth while gasping for breath. Drivers pass so close because they seem to see you better and are more relaxed as opposed in the winter, pitch black, they slow down (well most do and some don't)

I miss, the wind, rain, frost, going down hill locking brakes up and skidding on ice, I miss fighting the wind while going up hill. I miss my bike lights.

Sorry Im with you , the roads are less congested with grockles , and fair weather cyclist.

 

[Berties]

Just getting up and riding ,not having to worry about layers and getting warm,glasses not steaming up ,being able to see the pot holes,yes I can see why people don't like summer,( hint of sarcasm)

 

[surfdude]

Top tip 2: if you're getting flies in your mouth when you're having sex, get your partner to shower once in a while or you need to have a shower
you don't live on a farm do you . if you do its illegal to have sex with that and that's why you have flies getting in your mouth

 

[Saluki]

Sorry Im with you , the roads are less congested with grockles , and fair weather cyclist.

It's not the grockles that are the problem but their bloody grockle-boxes that they seem to forget that they are towing. Tractors and combines are a problem for us at the moment but I think that the local farming community are used to seeing bikes out for a jolly on our lovely quiet roads.

I still love the summer and my slalom technique is coming along really well while the harvest is on and there are gazillions of rabbits running for cover. I nearly got a stoat today. Could have been a weasel, I wasn't species spotting as I was too busy trying not to stack the bike while dodging him.

 

[tyred]

There is something magical about a ride on a crisp frosty morning.

 

[Mattonsea]

It's not the grockles that are the problem but their bloody grockle-boxes that they seem to forget that they are towing. Tractors and combines are a problem for us at the moment but I think that the local farming community are used to seeing bikes out for a jolly on our lovely quiet roads.

I still love the summer and my slalom technique is coming along really well while the harvest is on and there are gazillions of rabbits running for cover. I nearly got a stoat today. Could have been a weasel, I wasn't species spotting as I was too busy trying not to stack the bike while dodging him.

Are you sure it wasn't a Fissel?

 

[Saluki]

Are you sure it wasn't a Fissel?

I didn't stop for an introduction!!

 

[Globalti]

Sex in the same position? What's sex? I though it was where posh folk keep their coal!

 

[stephec]

The hot and bothered, gasping for breath bit I get but getting flies in your mouth Where are you having sex to keep getting flies in your mouth?

A quick knee trembler behind the bins with whoever he's pulled on a Saturday night.

 

[Supersuperleeds]

Admin:- can we please have a 'wtf' button?