Superman was kinda bored....

montage

God Almighty
Location
Bethlehem
Superman was kinda bored so he just started flying around looking for something to do. He's flying over Wonder Woman's house and sees her bedroom window is open. He stops for a glimpse and sees her lying on her bed naked and spread eagled. She's lying there and squirming around looking real hot.

Superman was getting turned on looking at her so he decides "What the hell, I can just fly in real quick, give her the ole' in-out and be out of there before she even knows what hit her." After all he is Superman. So, in he goes, wham-bam and he's out of there.

Wonder Woman knew something happened and says, "What was that?" The invisible man says, "I don't know but, damn, is my arse sore."
 
It's been over 30 years since I first heard that joke!!
 

buggi

Bird Saviour
Location
Solihull
An American, an Englishman and an Irishman were sitting on top of the Empire State Building drinking Stella. The american said, "you know, when you've had a few pints of this stuff, you can jump off, fly around for a bit, and then land back on here safe and sound".

"prove it" said the Irishman.

So the American stood up, jumped off the building, flew round for a bit, and landed back safe and sound.

"that's amazing" said the Irishman, and promptly jumped off and fell to his death. The Englishman looked towards the ground and said...

"you know what, you can be a real bastard when you're drunk Superman"
 
The version I heard was three builders, and the punchline when the foreman asked what ha happened to the Irishman was...

"I didn't do a thing - I was just saying how I flew in Wellingtons during the war!"
 

buggi

Bird Saviour
Location
Solihull
Cunobelin said:
The version I heard was three builders, and the punchline when the foreman asked what ha happened to the Irishman was...

"I didn't do a thing - I was just saying how I flew in Wellingtons during the war!"

The HSE must have had a word then... :biggrin:
 
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