T-boned this morning. By a bunny...

[Panter]

'tis true.

I was riding through the country lanes this morning and as I passed a dense hedgerow with fencing one side, I was suddenly aware of noise and movement out of the corner of my eye.
Moments later I jumped as something impacted my leg.
Glancing down I was somewhat surprised to see a large and very startled looking rabbit clinging to my rotating foot.
It held on for less than a second before tumbling off and hurtling up the road.

'ooligans the lot of 'em.

 

[rich p]

Watch out Chris, he'll be mob-handed on the way home.

Attack of the killer rabbit

 

[Panter]

superb

 

[Crackle]

Surely you can only be be t-boned by a cow? If you'd seen it earlier, you could have bunny hopped it.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Hey, Mr Cyclist, why are you cycling about? Haven't you heard of Cadbury's Caramel?

 

[coffeejo]

Hey, Mr Cyclist, why are you cycling about? Haven't you heard of Cadbury's Caramel?

TheDoctor likes the Cadbury's Caramel bunny...

 

[swampyseifer]

you could have bunny hopped it.

My vote for worst joke of the month

But yes, that sounds like an odd experience! Did you stop to check Mr rabbit was alright?

 

[Arjimlad]

That was a hare-raising experience, but don't let them Bug(s) you. I have a hutch he won't be doing that again in a hurry.

 

[Panter]

Mr Bunny was fine. It was on a (very slight) uphill stretch so I was wheezing along pretty slowly.
Anyway, can't rabbit on all day about it, need to get back to work

 

[Mad at urage]

Oh dear! Oh dear! You'd better go or you shall be too late!

 

[junglegusset]

I was t-boned by a Red Setter once. It ran headlong at me and smashed my derailleur into my back wheel, that was the end of that derailleur. Dog ran away yelping, the nutter. Our. One of my mates was attacked by an owl once, that was weird, mauled him quite badly. He is small and rodentesque though.

 

[swampyseifer]

I was t-boned by a Red Setter once. It ran headlong at me and smashed my derailleur into my back wheel, that was the end of that derailleur. Dog ran away yelping, the nutter. Our. One of my mates was attacked by an owl once, that was weird, mauled him quite badly. He is small and rodentesque though.

Not sure whats funnier, being mauled by an owl or being described as rodentesque!

 

[Maz]

Maybe said rabbit was 'attracted' to your choice of footwear...

 

[Arch]

I was t-boned by a Red Setter once. It ran headlong at me and smashed my derailleur into my back wheel, that was the end of that derailleur. Dog ran away yelping, the nutter. Our. One of my mates was attacked by an owl once, that was weird, mauled him quite badly. He is small and rodentesque though.

I t-boned a Rhodesian Ridgeback once, when I was a kid. It ran out of a neighbour's house right across my path as we played out on our bikes. I came off and lay in the road and it just stood there and blinked at me.

 

[swampyseifer]

When I was a lot younger I was walking a big Red Setter for the family and I stupidly threw a stick for it while still holding the lead...it didnt T-bone me but I was dragged across the floor for some distance!