T-shirt messages

[NormanD]

Best one I saw was on a rather large breasted young woman .. it read "Didn't you notice I was smiling at you too"

I didn't

 

[Kirstie]

Meat Is Murder​

Tasty, Tasty Murder​

made me laugh

Very funny

 

[rich p]

The only T shirt I ever owned that had a slogan on it was given to me by a customer and it had "DVDA" on the front.

And if you don't know what that means already DON'T Google it or it may offend!

Do you remember that Father Ted episode where Dougal can't resist pressing the big red button that says, "DO NOT PRESS"

 

[Mr Pig]

WAR - the American way of teaching Geography

I like that :0)

My son has one that says:

I can only please one person each day and today is not your day. (and in small letters underneath) Tomorrow doesn't look good either.

 

[Chuffy]

Ah. T-shirt slogans. Humour for people with a five second attention span.

...and when I was 14 I had one with "If I'm not in bed by 11pm my Mum says I've got to come home".....

 

[Mr Pig]

Ah. T-shirt slogans. Humour for people with a five second attention span.

And fat people! "Ok, so I'm fat but at least I have personality"

Not...

 

[Night Train]

I remember a lad at college who had a tee shirt with really small print that said:

'While you are trying to read this I am staring at your tits!'

 

[swee'pea99]

I had a 'humorous' T shirt once, but I only wore it a few times. I found it really disturbing walking along with strangers smiling at my chest.

 

[Dayvo]

Ah. T-shirt slogans. Humour for people with a five second attention span.

...and when I was 14 I had one with "If I'm not in bed by 11pm my Mum says I've got to come home".....

That's all right! At the age of 14, that'd have only taken five seconds, too!

 

[Yellow Fang]

I once saw a t-shirt that read "Big up front" worn by a girl particularly blessed in that department.

 

[Paul Narramore]

I like this one.

 

[Archie_tect]

Threatened to get my mum a T shirt with her name on it but she refused to wear it. Her name's Pat.

 

[Sh4rkyBloke]

Meat Is Murder​

Tasty, Tasty Murder​

made me laugh

I want one!!!

 

[BrumJim]

National Sarcasm Society:
Yeh, like we need your help!

 

[gary r]

My mate had a t shirt printed up for his 4 yr old son to wear when he took him on holiday,it said......................My Dad is Single!