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Tax-break trees: how woodland became a store of wealth for the rich
Gold bars falling from trees kills several farmers.

 

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The most unpopular French Open winner ever

Duke of Wellington tells them to suck it up.

 

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Katie Price says her 'eyes have been opened'​

Plastic surgeons hails new cosmetic crowbar procedure.

 

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Britains Rural Broadband Boom turns to Bust

Openreach admit they have run out of tin cans and string.

 

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“It had a massive beak and equally massive claws.” Photographer’s near miss with huge, ‘crazy’ bird in Finland

First sighting of once thought extinct pterodactyl, does not go to plan.

 

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New drug to stop 'Ozempic butt' muscle loss side effect of obesity jabs

Injected via bicycle floor pump

 

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Rare footage captured of Great White shark in Mediterranean Sea​

Cameraman gave his right arm to get the footage

 

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Rogue firm behind kebabs for takeaways and restaurants is fined £500,000 for selling 'lamb' made up of mostly skin and fat​

Disgraced CEO denies that the absence of hobos within a 5 mile radius of his factory is anything to do with him.

 

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Virgin passenger unable to use his penis after mid air accident.

He won’t be joining the mile high club

 

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'I said I was nipping out to get milk - and just didn't come back'
Exclusive - Lord Lucan reveals all to The Star.

 

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‘Severe’ stress on oceans as rate of sea level rise doubles in 10 years, UN warns

Householders told to not leave the taps running.

 

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'No dead ends': What the Dutch can teach us about tackling youth unemployment​

Soylent Green sales rocket as 19 year old wasters mysteriously disappear.

 

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Idris Elba: 'Don't try to make James Bond woke'

Rumours new Bond will use a water pistol and fight like a girl

 

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I thought I'd got my dream flat - so did 23 others​

There were twenty four in a bed and the little one said
"Roll over, roll over"
So they all rolled over and one fell out

 

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Stokes Captaincy hangs by thread after nightclub bustup

I’m never going to dance again 🎶