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[DRM]

Cocaine was easier to get than building supplies

Bob the builder explains why he was dropped from T.V

 

[DRM]

Bell Ringing Is In My Blood....It's What We Do

Say's U.K's Mischief night expert

 

[PeteXXX]

Locals fear chaos on their roads as new £250million train station opens with 1,000 bike spaces - but no car park

Applications for the Cycle2Work scheme could be overwhelmed!

 

[PeteXXX]

Irish homes urged to stop pouring tinned tuna liquid down sink drains​

after some of it reconstituted back into a full sized fish 🦈

 

[Drago]

The overlooked health benefits of raisins
Shoving them up your bum is a cure for acne.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Locals fear chaos on their roads as new £250million train station opens with 1,000 bike spaces - but no car park

You can’t expect me to walk 500 metres, says obese man in KFC drive thru, eating family sized chicken bucket.

 

[Drago]

The abundant but expensive energy source that's under your feet
Dog-turd-smeared-on-sole power expected to be a game changer.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Politics latest: PM announces £15bn defence plan - but says some road and energy projects will be scrapped

Road to nowhere is cancelled, and everyone to turn lights off by 6pm.

 

[Drago]

Delhi plans to ban petrol rickshaws and scooters in effort to cut toxic fumes​

Sales of diesel and coal-fired replacements expected to soar.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Shocking new evidence reveals true brutality of American War of Independence

Trebuchets of mass destruction found buried at Gettesburg

 

[DRM]

We Had Packed Lunches Every Day For 10 Years And Retired At 40

I Had to retire, 10 years of salad sandwiches is unbearable

 

[Drago]

Britain has finally grasped the nettle on defence, but tough choices lie ahead​

Lee Enfield or Martini-Henry?

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Starmer to Unveil ‘Hybrid’ Navy

Thousands of two men rubber dinghies and water pistols combined with drone yellow ducks to be deployed

 

[DRM]

Extra Defence Funding Gives Certainty For Businesses

Bodgitt Engineering of Portsmouth to ramp up "cut n shut" engineering works, by turning 15 abandoned rusting Royal Navy Ships, into 2 working ships, says CEO Mr Derek Trotter

 

[Ming the Merciless]

‘Happy vowel’ is a key indicator of social class in Manchester accents, study finds​

Doctors urge Mancunians to get checked out if their vowel habits change.