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[Ming the Merciless]

We don’t want Paris to become London, say French left

Parisians object to Metro being renamed Le Tube, and the cafes being renamed Le Greasy Spoon.

 

[DRM]

Taylor Swift marries Travis Kelce in NYC ceremony officiated by Adam Sandler​

Taylor Swifts new song about the end of her marriage to be released next tuesday

 

[Drago]

City Hall backs 'Bill of Rights' for bus drivers
They will have the right to 'sod off' or 'do one' if they dont like it.

 

[DRM]

Britain's oldest avocet spotted at nature reserve​

Birds zimmer frame is a dead giveaway say's RSPB

 

[DRM]

How to walk 30 minutes a day - your tips​

Leave the house, put one foot in front of the other for 15 minutes, turn 180 degrees and repeat, says Professor of the bleedin' obvious

 

[Drago]

Evri sues BBC for £1.2million damages over undercover Panorama investigation into the delivery firm
Sadly package containing court summons was delivered to the wrong house.

 

[Drago]

Planners reject controversial warehouses plan
Biggs attempt to expand his bicycle storage facility falls flat.

 

[DRM]

Public invited to name town's new bridge​

What could possibly go wrong, says Councillor

 

[Drago]

The house-sitter from hell: How a glamorous sitter with impeccable references plundered the properties she stayed in, stealing everything from precious jewellery to Jimmy Choo shoes and Le Creuset pots
Accy's despair as he discovers wardrobe stripped bare.

 

[DRM]

NHS app to use AI to determine which service best for patients​

NHS I.T Department spokesman says, It's a bit buggy still, it's recommending leg amputation to cure ingrown toe nails, but it's improving, at least it's stopped recommending decapitation for migraines!

 

[PeteXXX]

Residents of Wordsworth's 'loveliest' Lake District village are furious over plans to turn restaurant into its first-ever kebab shop

I wandered lonely for a lamb shish... extra garlic mayo

 

[Drago]

My passionate five-year love affair with Prince Edward
Imaginary deep voiced posh-sounding woman reveals all all in telephone interview with The Sun.

 

[DRM]

Why do lorries still keep hitting railway bridges?​

Says Agency Driver with a fresh licence from an Irish pub

 

[DRM]

King Charles takes part in historic Borders hand ba' game​

His Majesty say's the last time I was involved in "Hand Ba'" was at my medical prior to joining the Navy

 

[Ming the Merciless]

We're finally about to discover what's lurking inside a black hole​

Schrodinger‘s cat gets ready for the big reveal