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[Ming the Merciless]

Biohacker Bryan Johnson is keeping his girlfriend’s menstrual blood in his freezer​

In an exclusive he explains how he read Dracula, decided to become a vampire, and intends to live forever

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Astronauts on International Space Station take shelter in SpaceX Dragon as cosmonauts try to fix air leak​

Anger grows at NASA's untimely April Fools wheeze.

Twenty year old bicycle puncture repair kit that came with ISS, reportedly not doing the job as rubber solution dried out.

 

[Drago]

Peak District's rebrand deal brings in cash - but also criticism​

Renaming as The Bumpy Bit in the Middle has not gone down well with locals.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Peak District's rebrand deal brings in cash - but also criticism​

Renaming as The Bumpy Bit in the Middle has not gone down well with locals.

Could have been Peaky Blinders District

 

[DRM]

Kitten Saved After Blood Donation From Blind Cat
Mrs Slocombes pussy never saw that coming!

 

[Drago]

David Beckham's 5ft 11in frame is dwarfed by 6ft 6in Michael Jordan as the sporting legends enjoy another meet during South of France jaunt
David "Ref Tripper" Beckham looked a right shortarse.