Talking about internet

[ComedyPilot]

A perfect match then.

Indeed

 

[ColinJ]

May I humbly suggest men who want to meet women get themselves a guitar?

Now imagine the result if the guitar was an electric one?

I suggest getting a cute dog, preferably a puppy!

I spent an hour with my sister's Border Terrier pup in Hebden Bridge recently and was immediately swamped by women, about 10 spontaneous conversations in an hour. That is 5 times the number of women who had approached me in the previous 27 years of living here!

 

[Hill Wimp]

I suggest getting a cute dog, preferably a puppy!

I spent an hour with my sister's Border Terrier pup in Hebden Bridge recently and was immediately swamped by women, about 10 spontaneous conversations in an hour. That is 5 times the number of women who had approached me in the previous 27 years of living here!

Cute dogs always win over a decent woman, well this one anyway. It's all about the dog.

 

[ComedyPilot]

Hello LADIES............................

 

[Hill Wimp]

Ditch the guitar and the blue sofa and who knows ........

 

[London Female]

Thanks for all the suggestions - if I ever pluck up the courage it will save me the bother of googling.

As regards Adrian's suggestion of here, all the posts admiring blokes who look well in lycra have already put me off.

You shouldn't be put off. I went on a date set up by someone I worked with, I had no idea what he looked like and to be honest, if I met him in a pub I wouldn't have given him a second look.

 

[lukesdad]

LOL, you are so dead if she see's this.

Probably

 

[BigonaBianchi]

May I humbly suggest men who want to meet women get themselves a guitar?

Now imagine the result if the guitar was an electric one?

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[ComedyPilot]

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You need a dog dude.....you need a dog......it's not '1977' anymore apparently?

 

[Dayvo]

You need a dog dude.....you need a dog......it's not '1977' anymore apparently?

Poodle(s) rock, presumably!

 

[vernon]

Dead if she sees what, you're your god awful grammar?

Let those without sin cast the first stone....

 

[BigonaBianchi]

Anyone else had the urge to look for their copy of Espadair Street?

...Hey! Dare to be different!

 

[slowmotion]

3 chords and a bit of distortion......all you need to have a bedroom floor that looks like a bomb's gone off in the lingerie section of Marks and Sparks.

I don't recall Tom Jones playing guitar.

 

[Shortmember]

What you see on these dating sites is not what you get because most people find it hard to be totally honest about themselves.I can't imagine that I'd be inundated with replies if I placed this truthful advert on Match.com:

'Intellectually challenged male 65, with short legs, no SOH and in desperate need of a personality transplant WLTM a sexy,fun loving lady who enjoys dining out at McDonalds, travelling by bus and who'd love to spend romantic evenings in my bedsit listening to my extensive collection of Gary Glitter and Tiny Tim records .'
No chance.

 

[EltonFrog]

'Intellectually challenged male 65, with short legs, no SOH and in desperate need of a personality transplant WLTM a sexy,fun loving lady who enjoys dining out at McDonalds, travelling by bus and who'd love to spend romantic evenings in my bedsit listening to my extensive collection of Gary Glitter and Tiny Tim records .'
No chance.

Hmmm, your ticking a few of my boxes there, though your going a bit far with the Tiny Tim records.