Talking cats

[Brock]

Apologies if you've seen these but this one amuses me muchly:


The phrases 'oh my dog' and 'why I eyes ya' have entered common parlance in our place.

Also Lorenzo is cute:



Oh no.. I'm posting 'amusing' cat links.. I'll get me cocoa.

 

[Dayvo]

Lorenzo seemed genuine, and quite touching!

The first one seemed a bit contrived, like Esther Ranzen and the 'sausages' dog!

 

[Brock]

Contrived? There's no one with their finger up its arse if that's what you mean?

 

[Dayvo]

Contrived? There's no one with their finger up its arse if that's what you mean?

Nah, just the sounds and the accompanying text.

 

[Brock]

The accompanying text is a genuine and accurate translation. That's the sort of things cats say to each other, you just aren't familiar with their turn of phrase.
It would be better without the canned laughter though.

 

[Dayvo]

'My' two cats speak Swedish: it sounds like MEEOW, MEEOOW, MEEOOOWWW all the bloody time!

 

[Brock]

Our cat can't even summon a decent meow, all we get is 'OW' 'OW' 'OW' (quick glance towards food bowl) 'OW' 'OW', it's thoroughly annoying.

 

[laurence]

'My' two cats speak Swedish: it sounds like MEEOW, MEEOOW, MEEOOOWWW all the bloody time!

that's what i sound like when i try to speak swedish

L

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

That's what I'd sound like with someone's finger up my A***

 

[Speicher]

That must be a regular occurence if you have identified the noise you make.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

That must be a regular occurence if you have identified the noise you make.

Well I meant that's what I'd expect to sound like