Tea? (Part 1)

[alecstilleyedye]

can ich Deutsche sprechen hier bitte? und ich möchte ein the…

 

[Speicher]

Ein Tasse Tee oder ein Kannchen Tee?
Tee Citron oder Tee mit Milch? Schwarz Tee?

Und mit Hausgemacht Kuchen?

Wir haben kein Umlauts. Ich habe keine Ahnung wo Sie ein U mit ein umlaut finden, Moechten Sie mir sagen wo es befinden wurden?

 

[TheDoctor]

Ermmmm.....

Wir fahn fahn fahn auf der Fahrradbahn! (as Kraftwerk should have sung).

Gruss gott Speicher!
Wie geht's?
Haben sie ein Jagertee, bitte?

 

[tdr1nka]

Here, Landers!
Are you doin in Paris wot I fink you're doin? You sly dog you.
*thinks back to convo the other week in the pub..........*

 

[TheDoctor]

Evenings!

I shall get the kettle going...

 

[Landslide]

Here, Landers!
Are you doin in Paris wot I fink you're doin? You sly dog you.
*thinks back to convo the other week in the pub..........*

Nope, not that!

 

[TheDoctor]

You're not attempting puns in French then?

Thank feck for that!

 

[Speicher]

Something very strange has happened to my hand luggage that I brought back with me. I am sure that I put five bars of Chocolate in there, two of white choc and two of hazelnut chocolate, so why are there now only three in my bag.

 

[Aperitif]

Something very strange has happened to my hand luggage that I brought back with me. I am sure that I put five bars of Chocolate in there, two of white choc and two of hazelnut chocolate, so why are there now only three in my bag.

Are you telling the nut, the whole nut and nothing but the nut Speicher, or is your story unwrapping?

(Welcome back - gobble munch, slurp - who me? )

 

[Speicher]

I am still recovering from a very long day travelling yesterday, and three encounters with Ticket Inspectors, when I had the wrong ticket. My German was put to the test, with apologising and explaining why I had the wrong ticket, and why therefore I was on the wrong train. Me ? on the wrong train, not possible.

It's a long story but may be of interest to anyone who travel by train in Austria and Germany.

It would appear that strange goings-on have occured in my absence. The first threads that I read today included Spandex on Chuffy's shoulders, and then Spandex cycling naked. Have I been away too long?

 

[Aperitif]

I am still recovering from a very long day travelling yesterday, and three encounters with Ticket Inspectors, when I had the wrong ticket. My German was put to the test, with apologising and explaining why I had the wrong ticket, and why therefore I was on the wrong train. Me ? on the wrong train, not possible.

It's a long story but may be of interest to anyone who travel by train in Austria and Germany.

It would appear that strange goings-on have occured in my absence. The first threads that I read today included Spandex on Chuffy's shoulders, and then Spandex cycling naked. Have I been away too long?

Wag 'n err 'ring cycle' - that's all.

 

[HelenD123]

Speicher - a word of warning. Don't eat the doughnuts. You don't know where they've been.

 

[TheDoctor]

Spandex does, though...

 

[Speicher]

Speicher - a word of warning. Don't eat the doughnuts. You don't know where they've been.

Now you tell me. What was wrong with the doughnuts? The icing on the top tasted a bit funny, but I assumed that was because it was a warm day.

 

[HelenD123]

Now you tell me. What was wrong with the doughnuts? The icing on the top tasted a bit funny, but I assumed that was because it was a warm day.

I think you may want to wash your mouth out with a cup of tea