Tea? (Part 1)

[Panter]

Earl grey?

That'll do nicely

Well it's gone twelve I'm off down the pub. Oooze coming?Today 12:24

(swigs down tea and rushes to get coat)

 

[LordoftheTeapot]

 

[LordoftheTeapot]

* Checks quality of the tea... Yep, it's fine. *
*Checks quality of the assorted, dunkable, biskits... Yep also OK *
* Checks quality of home made cake... OK *
* Checks area for cleanlyness... Yes, OK *

* Wonders why so few people are calling in? *

 

[LordoftheTeapot]

I'm glad some one appreciates my efferts. Help yourself, Ivancarlos.

 

[Fnaar]

cheers M'lud. That was timely.

 

[domtyler]

ALRIGHT?? Just back from the boozer innit. Wosh wiv all the tea y'bunch o' friggin pussies? Ah ha ha ha ha...

 

[LordoftheTeapot]

 

[domtyler]

From yesterday?

BANG

CRASH

"Ooo Y' Fucker!"

Sorry about that mate! I'll pay for any damage, shoot I've spilt tea all over the friggin place an' all. Anyone got any beers?

 

[Elmer Fudd]

Ya can sniff me empty cans if ya like !!!!

 

[Rhythm Thief]

BANG

CRASH

"Ooo Y' Fucker!"

Sorry about that mate! I'll pay for any damage, shoot I've spilt tea all over the friggin place an' all. Anyone got any beers?

Careful! Mind the ironing board ... oh ...

 

[LordoftheTeapot]

...I've spilt tea all over the friggin place an' all.

Spilling tea is illigal! Straight to jail, do not pass go and do not collect £200.00

 

[Panter]

I'll just a pour a cup then, as I'm here

Many thanks, Ooooh, and bikkys

 

[LordoftheTeapot]

* Hands Chris a plate full of assorted, dunkable, biskits *

(No custard creams though....... )

 

[Panter]

Hmmm, thank you. I shouldn't really, but............. (takes handfull )

 

[Elmer Fudd]

Hmmm, thank you. I shouldn't really, but............. (takes handfull )

You bugger ! You took all the malted milk biscuits !