Tea? (Part 1)

[wafflycat]

OOH! Baps! I do love getting my teeth around some warm baps.

A cup of hot, spiced tea would be wonderful, please.

Would anyone like some of my fresh honeydews?
*Displays large, succulent melons*

 

[TheDoctor]

OOH! Baps! I do love getting my teeth around some warm baps.

A cup of hot, spiced tea would be wonderful, please.

Would anyone like some of my fresh honeydews?
*Displays large, succulent melons*

*Admires plump juicy melons*
*decides would like to see Waffles getting stuck into a pair of baps*
*puts bacon under grill*

Here's some tea.
That's a bit of a limp you've got there, Waffles.
Heavy night, was it?

 

[wafflycat]

Just pass me the Sudocrem, Doctor, if you please...

 

[TheDoctor]

There you go. *passes soothing product*

ermm...do you need a hand applying it?

 

[wafflycat]

No thank you. But kind of you to offer.

 

[TheDoctor]

Anything to 'help', Waffles!
*detects sizzling*
*goes to kitchen with large weapon in hand*
*returns with neatly sliced bacon baps*

Breakfast goodness, anyone?

 

[Jacomus-rides-Gen]

*Jacomus wakes up with a start*

Yikes! Gotta go!

*Dashes*

 

[TheDoctor]

Cherry topped buns. AAAAAARGH I can't get them out of my head

Hah! You want to try getting this out of your head...

*Arch prepares to go home , get into boots and spend evening posing in the middle of the room*

And she's got a riding crop.

OMFG.

*heads off for first cold shower in weeks*

 

[Arch]

Morning all! I went to Morrisons on the way home last might and got some nice reduced oven bottom muffins...

*wonders why dripping Doctor came in, turned round and went back out again muttering about wasting water*

Blimey, I'm a bit slow getting going today, there seems to have been an outbreak of innuendo overnight on the forum!

 

[TheDoctor]

Can I have a munch on your muffin, Arch?
*goes down to task at hand*

 

[TheDoctor]

*looks up*
Oh, you need to go and look at this
*goes back down*
*finishes muffin*
*wipes mouth*

 

[wafflycat]

Doctor, you're dribbling. Have a tissue.

 

[Arch]

I should point out, my muffin has salami in it..

Yes, those are very good elephant pics - really close! I thought, from what you said, they were going to be miles away!

Bit of a cheat, but my sister sent me this card yesterday and I thought I'd share it... Sorry, the scan is a bit ropey...

 

[TheDoctor]

Doctor, you're dribbling. Have a tissue.

Thanks, Waffles. Sticky stuff, melted butter.
I do like muffins though.
Finest of all toasty comestibles.

 

[tdr1nka]

*sniggers at 'bottom muffins'*

Top pachiderm post Doctor, still I would like to see them wearing some hi-vi if they are to be crossing roads etc.

Mornin all BTW anyone for tea?