Tea? (Part 1)

[Arch]

Are you dissing the noble Earl?
That's fighting talk if ever I heard it.
I demand satisfaction!
*hits Arch (very gently and carefully) with cycling gloves*
My second will contact you. Choice of weapons, time and place is yours, as I believe is traditional in these matters.

What's this about an earthquake? If the Earth moved it was nothing to do with me!
*I know, I know. Someone had to.*

Egad sir! I choose sabre, foil or epee. And for my second, a mate who's a fencing teacher, and who will be doing the actual duelling for me...

If I must fight myself, I choose Rocket Propelled Grenade.

On the other hand, if you demand satisfaction, you know where I live. Bring truffles.

 

[TheDoctor]

Egad sir! I choose sabre, foil or epee. And for my second, a mate who's a fencing teacher, and who will be doing the actual duelling for me...

If I must fight myself, I choose Rocket Propelled Grenade.

On the other hand, if you demand satisfaction, you know where I live. Bring truffles.

One of these days, I'll turn up on your door with truffles and surprise you. Unless you're out, I suppose. In which case I'll eat them myself.

Demanding that sort of satisfaction would be the act of a cad and a bounder of the worst kind. I think the RPG would be entirely justified.

 

[Arch]

One of these days, I'll turn up on your door with truffles and surprise you. Unless you're out, I suppose. In which case I'll eat them myself.

Demanding that sort of satisfaction would be the act of a cad and a bounder of the worst kind. I think the RPG would be entirely justified.

Darn. Now I have to go out and find an RPG. Maybe I'll be able to loot one from the airgun shop round the corner from me - although I haven't noticed much post 'quake looting yet. Probably most people aren't up yet...

 

[TheDoctor]

Darn. Now I have to go out and find an RPG. Maybe I'll be able to loot one from the airgun shop round the corner from me - although I haven't noticed much post 'quake looting yet. Probably most people aren't up yet...

Well...I wouldn't want to put you to any bother.
Shall we settle for a round of 'Rock Paper Scissors' over tea at some point?

 

[Arch]

Well...I wouldn't want to put you to any bother.
Shall we settle for a round of 'Rock Paper Scissors' over tea at some point?

Excellent idea! Or we could play via the 'net. You start....

 

[tdr1nka]

Now wondering if Arch will try stopping my train by putting her red petticote across the track?

T x

 

[tdr1nka]

Red moon? Earthquake?

Is the end of the world nigh?
Will I have another cup of tea?
Hell yeah!

Tx

 

[Arch]

Now wondering if Arch will try stopping my train by putting her red petticote across the track?

T x

Alas, I don't possess a red flannel petticoat. I have got one pair of red pants, and a couple of red tee shirts, well, they are a sort of dark crimson....

You know, every time I see that film, the bit where she runs down the platform shouting "Daddy, my daddy" gets me. Lump in the throat time. What a softy.

 

[Arch]

Red moon? Earthquake?

Is the end of the world nigh?
Will I have another cup of tea?
Hell yeah!

Tx

Yeah, and only last week there was that swarm of locusts Speicher hid in the cupboard...

Saw that programme last week about the people touring the Holy Land looking at the site of Armageddon, and apparently the time to worry is when all the Christians just disappear.

 

[TheDoctor]

*passes tea to Tdr1nka*

*ponders*

That mailsack-on-a-hook-getting-snared-by-passing-train-malarkey that they used to use back in The Goode Olde Days. I'm sure I could knock one together to pass a mug of tea across later on. Railtrack might have issued with me putting up a big post to hand it all off, of course.

 

[Arch]

*passes tea to Tdr1nka*

*ponders*

That mailsack-on-a-hook-getting-snared-by-passing-train-malarkey that they used to use back in The Goode Olde Days. I'm sure I could knock one together to pass a mug of tea across later on. Railtrack might have issued with me putting up a big post to hand it all off, of course.

There's one of them in the NRM, do you want me to go and liberate it?

 

[TheDoctor]

Alas, I don't possess a red flannel petticoat. I have got one pair of red pants, and a couple of red tee shirts, well, they are a sort of dark crimson....

You know, every time I see that film, the bit where she runs down the platform shouting "Daddy, my daddy" gets me. Lump in the throat time. What a softy.

The bit where Spock dies in the engine room in Star Trek 2 gets me.
And Kirk saying 'Of all the souls I have met, his was the most human'.
I blubbed, I really did.
*sniffles*

 

[Arch]

The bit where Spock dies in the engine room in Star Trek 2 gets me.
And Kirk saying 'Of all the souls I have met, his was the most human'.
I blubbed, I really did.
*sniffles*

I think mine makes me a softy.

Yours makes you a saddo....

Sorry, I don't mean it. Whatever floats your boat....

 

[tdr1nka]

There's one of them in the NRM, do you want me to go and liberate it?

You are an absolute star and a sweetie as usual Arch, but as The Doctor is still to find the article to post I feel you efforts might be put to better use.
Thank you very much for the offer.

I was up when the earthquake hit but then seeing as many heavy lorries trolly past the end of my road all day on their way to Dover, I'd have thought the rumblings were simply the evil doin's of some Stobart, Dentressangle or such.

Also had a fantastic idea this morning, to start a charity for giving stressed and aching old folk the luxury of a relaxing seaweed wrap.
I'd call the charity 'Kelp The Aged'.

*chugs tea and tries once again to fit the contents of my flat into my panniers*

Tx

 

[Arch]

Also had a fantastic idea this morning, to start a charity for giving stressed and aching old folk the luxury of a relaxing seaweed wrap.
I'd call the charity 'Kelp The Aged'.

Tx

Or, you could give them pregnant hounds to look after as they give birth, for Occupational therapy. Whelp the Aged....