Tea? (Part 1)

[Speicher]

Sillybrations to be had.

Mr Bond, Ernie Bond decided he would like to send me a small prize this month. So extra cakes today! Can we send Arnold out for cakes or would he bake them himself.

 

[tdr1nka]

My name is Bond, Premium Bond.

 

[Landslide]

Congratulations Speicher! I had a friend at school whose dad used to work with Ernie.

Cuppa?

 

[tdr1nka]

Congratulations Speicher! I had a friend at school whose dad used to work with Ernie.

Cuppa?

Ta, Sliders!

So your mate's Dad, did he really drive the fastest milk cart in the West?

 

[Landslide]

Umm, no...
Nissan Bluebird IIRC?

Trying to fit that into a song also involving the fastest random number generator in Lancashire might have been stretching the songwriter's art a little too far!

 

[tdr1nka]

I see your reasoning.

*Sings* 'There'll be Bluebirds over, the junk yards of Dover......'
For me, the Nissan Bluebird holds joint 1st place with the Montego as 'car most likely to look awful in white with black trim'.

MORE TEA!

 

[trustysteed]

ffs! i'll get the kettle on, shall i? you lazy bastards!

*slams chocolate digestives down on table with little grace

 

[tdr1nka]

A friedly face!

ffs! i'll get the kettle on, shall i? you lazy bastards!

*slams chocolate digestives down on table with little grace

Dang, thought I still had a full cup! This ones gone all cold.
Oooh, I'm a bit stoopidly excited now. I have a CC 'Friedly' shirt ordered and winging its way to tdr1nka towers!!

*starts recording 70's Prog Rock homage album, 'Tales From Typograpghic Cycle Shirts'.*

I will start wearing the CC 'Friedly' shirt on the school runs starting Monday, so if you're cycling along the A2 between New Cross Gate & Goldsmiths Collage at 8:30 or 15:30 give us a tinkle or a blast from the Airzounds!

Tx

 

[Landslide]

ffs! i'll get the kettle on, shall i? you lazy bastards!

*slams chocolate digestives down on table with little grace

Sorry, I was in the pub...

 

[LordoftheTeapot]

Tut!

 

[tdr1nka]

LOTP! Good to see yer.
Hows things?

 

[LordoftheTeapot]

Hello tdr1nka.
Fine here thank you. How are you?

 

[tdr1nka]

Not at all bad, thaks for askin'.
Beautiful day in London, just about to go for a ride and help a friend move a fridge!
Time for a quick cuppa?

 

[LordoftheTeapot]

* Hands tdr1nka a cuppa tea *

 

[Landslide]

Tut!

It would have been rude to refuse, my boss is moving sideways and wanted to show his appreciation of my team's work over the last Lordy-knows-how-long!

In deference to His LOTPship I'd go a mug if you're offering tdr1nka!