Tea? (Part 1)

[Arch]

I think Arch has ventured into Soapbox, and will have a necessitea for a calming cuppa .

I don't know why I bother in there, I really don't...

<and breathe>

Any tea on the go, or shall I put the kettle on?

 

[tdr1nka]

Anyone read 'Tobermory', by Saki? (aka H H Munro)

The complete works of Saki are on hand I will (cat)nip off and read it again!
*Bin a wyle since I reditt allwaze a good book 2 dip intoo*



Should we now refer to gunpowder tea as 'Dibnar' tea?

 

[tdr1nka]

I always considered cats to talk with a Cornish accent TBH.

And have loads of mittens!

 

[wafflycat]

Meowchat is understandable to a foreigner. I used to have a cat who definately had five different meaows for different things:
Milk
let me in
biscuit
where are you, I'm lonely
For goodness sake, do you know how long I was out there, waiting for you to let me in? I am very upset about that and I will make sure you know it.

Waffles can say "Mouse" quite clearly. When she's been hunting and is bringing a small rodent in the house, with it clamped firmly in her jaws, she quite clearly says "Mowz!"

She will also stand by the door and say "Mee Owt! Mee Owt! Purrrowl Noww!"

 

[tdr1nka]

My friend had a cat that when asked who was the leader of China's cultural revolution, would answer, 'Mao'.

 

[TheDoctor]

I don't know why I bother in there, I really don't...

<and breathe>

Any tea on the go, or shall I put the kettle on?

*teas up arch, and passes relaxing wagon wheel*

Just don't.
If you want to talk to idiots who are sure they're right, and everyone else is wrong, get a job on an IT helpdesk. It pays better, and it's only marginally more pointlessly irritating.

 

[tdr1nka]

*wonders what a tense wagon wheel looks like?*

 

[TheDoctor]

*wonders what a tense wagon wheel looks like?*

Hmmm. Not sure.
I'll go and shout at one for a bit, then we'll see, I suppose.
*not too good at shouting or getting cross on demand*

 

[tdr1nka]

Nah M8, shouting wouldn't work you'll just upset yourself, and the wagon wheel.
You need something more dark....more.....phsycological.
Pray on its innermost fears, like.

Have realised, with some disappointment, that my Complete Works of Saki is in Ireland. A great book for the caravan but f*rt all use to me here at home!

Tea I think!

 

[TheDoctor]

Nah M8, shouting wouldn't work you'll just upset yourself, and the wagon wheel.
You need something more dark....more.....psychological.
Prey on its innermost fears, like.

Have realised, with some disappointment, that my Complete Works of Saki is in Ireland. A great book for the caravan but f*rt all use to me here at home!

Tea I think!

What, you mean like, eat it? Sounds good to me!

Complete works of saki? Is this a large stock of Japanese rice wine?

 

[Arch]

What, you mean like, eat it? Sounds good to me!

Complete works of saki? Is this a large stock of Japanese rice wine?

Just when I thought things couldn't get wierder, we're talking about how to scare a choclate biscuit...

Saki: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saki

Excellent stuff. Shredni Vashtar is probably my favourite story. One of the best ever last lines: "and while they debated the matter among themselves, Conradin made himself another piece of toast". You have to read the story to know why it's a great line.

 

[Milo]

It was almost warm today here today thats good I sense spring.
Tea?

 

[tdr1nka]

Just when I thought things couldn't get wierder, we're talking about how to scare a chocolate biscuit...

No, no, no. Not scare it! Just make it tense, thats all.

Later we will be discussing how to make a house brick seem aloof!

Top job this!

 

[Landslide]

Just make it tense, thats all.

Surely just tighten the spoke nipples?

 

[TheDoctor]

Who spoke about nipples?