Tea? (Part 1)

[Speicher]

The man who visited to measure up for new carpet in the landing, was a bit slow, so I told him to step on it.

The carpenter will only take a day to fix the stairs and landing, so he won't get bored. The decorator has to prepared New wood on the cupboard doors, so I told him to get knotted.

(I wood normally do the woodwork myself, but the bending, stretching etc, is beyond me at the moment, as my joints are very creaky.)

Nearly forgot, the floorboards on the landing are very loose so I asked if he could take off the boards. I'll stop now before I runway with myself.

 

[tdr1nka]

The man who visited to measure up for new carpet in the landing, was a bit slow, so I told him to step on it.

If he'd had been Mexican would you have shouted, 'Underlay, underlay!!'?

 

[TheDoctor]

You can get flashing valve caps for presta valves look in the
daft 'Boy Racer' section of your local Halfrauds, somewhere there, amongst
the go faster stripes, playboy bunny stickers, magic tree air freshners, fluffy dice and bejeweled tissue box holders you should find them.

For Prestas? In the 'Pimp my Chavalier' section? Not sure I dare go in there, TBH.


I have 3 on my trike(?)which flash electric blue when I ride over bumps in the road!!

And where did you get your very handsome bar tape?

Wiggle. Cinelli Lumen Reflective Tape , it is.
It would look lovely on a Bianchi - it's like a very pale celeste blue. If I knew anyone with a Bianchi road bike *coughs*, I'd advise them to get some. It would look stunning.
You listening, Waffles? Stunning, I tell you.

 

[tdr1nka]

The carpenter will only take a day to fix the stairs and landing, so he won't get bored. The decorator has to prepared New wood on the cupboard doors, so I told him to get knotted.

Surely that goes against the grain?

You can easily control carpenters with joist the timber of your voice.

 

[Landslide]

You can easily control carpenters with joist the timber of your voice.

Aye, they'll soon twig what needs to be done.

 

[Milo]

Just dont be a sap.

 

[tdr1nka]

Aparently the(tree)Surgeon General is going to conduct a root and branch investickation of the puns on this thread!!!

 

[TheDoctor]

He'd be barking up the wrong tree.

 

[abchandler]

Time to turn over a new leaf

 

[tdr1nka]

Hiya ab!

That was acorn-y j-oak!

 

[tdr1nka]

*hands out tea in the crossfire of jokes*

 

[TheDoctor]

You just wooden-t let it go!

 

[tdr1nka]

Couldn't give a fig, knot my style

 

[tdr1nka]

Must ... stop...forest. Doc', you take the 'elm!

 

[TheDoctor]

I've been pine-ing to.
What the fir-k are we going to do once we've rooted out all the puns?