Tea? (Part 1)

[gbb]

Ok so now I have only the puncture left to do.

Anyone got the kettle on?

I wonder how long it takes the average person to fix a puncture....did my last one at work on Saturday...took me about 10 minutes...not fast, not slow.

 

[Chuffy]

Can I have a mug? It's my first time in here.

I'll pass you my "World's Best Dad" mug if that's ok. The Homer Simpson one is at work, and the green ones have mostly got chips in.

Ooooooh, a 'Tea' virgin! Quick everyone, act snooty and inhospitable....
Heh, as if.

Hob Nobs are in the jar. No crumbs on the carpet. Don't mention the 'C' word.
I think that covers pretty much everything.

 

[Chuffy]

I wonder how long it takes the average person to fix a puncture....did my last one at work on Saturday...took me about 10 minutes...not fast, not slow.

Baggy is downstairs fixing one as we speak. Maybe I should be timing her?

 

[Milo]

Take you shoes of flounce back on the bean bag if you wish.

 

[gbb]

Baggy is downstairs fixing one as we speak. Maybe I should be timing her?

I got this vision now...you standing behind with a stopwatch.
Baggy slowly looks round... 'eh...what the chuffin eck are you doing ?'

 

[Chuffy]

I got this vision now...you standing behind with a stopwatch.
Baggy slowly looks round... 'eh...what the chuffin eck are you doing ?'

Heh....

 

[gbb]

Does anyone still have beanbags ?

 

[tdr1nka]

I had to do a pit stop when out with Arch & TheDoctor last week.
I had one of those 'Oh God I'm So Scummy!' moments when I extracted the tube to find it covered with about 6 patches already!!

 

[gbb]

Perhaps we should have a 'scummy' thread then for who's got the most patches on an innertube

 

[tdr1nka]

Wotcha Mr. Paul, and welcome!

BTW Bonj doesn't like coming in here 'cos he just dosn't understand it.
What he doesn't know is that we've fitted a 'mosquito' device that scares teenagers away with sonic torture!

Why do you keep your chips in green mugs, we keep ours in the freezer?

 

[tdr1nka]

Perhaps we should have a 'scummy' thread then for who's got the most patches on an innertube

Bonj would have it banned I think?

 

[Noodley]

...the green ones have mostly got chips in.

Why would you put chips in a mug? Is it not a bit difficult getting the salt and vinegar evenly distributed?

 

[Keith Oates]

I don't feel safe with a tube that has more than one patch so tend to put them as an emergency spare after that. You should see the pile I have in that category!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Milo]

MY EARs MY EARS ahhgh.
*melts*

 

[Keith Oates]

Why would you put chips in a mug? Is it not a bit difficult getting the salt and vinegar evenly distributed?

No problem, put your hand over the top of the cup and shake vigorously for 30 secs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!