Tea? (Part 1)

[TheDoctor]

Ermmm...ok. *confused*
Did we have a date arranged? I haven't got it in my diary, and I'm sure I'd have remembered...
*hopes he wasn't supposed to have booked a room or anything...*

 

[tdr1nka]

And, pray tell, how does the Shedravan constitute the other half of the worlds problems? Hmmmmm?

You will find that the Shedravan is held together with a delicate blend of blind confidence and a self developed technique called B.F & I(Brute Force & Ignorance).

Right, I'm off to be fed then early bed as I have more work to do on my carbon footprint tomorrow and now I get to go out on my bike!!!!!!!!!!!

Laters Potata's

P.S. Gaffa or duct tape helped save Apollo 13 did it not?
NEVER stick gaffa tape to carpet, it is a whole other dimension of adhesive madness. Do NOT go there, ever.

 

[TheDoctor]

There you go, it's good stuff. Good luck with the ongoing buildage, I really must pay a visit soon...

 

[tdr1nka]

There you go, it's good stuff. Good luck with the ongoing buildage, I really must pay a visit soon...

It looks as if Uncle Phil might pip you to the post!
'Non Virtual Teas In Allihies'

Hows about we take Waffles the Swarfega, clingfilm and celery as 3 gifts like the wise Maji? I reckon that'd go down well at the Big Shrew Bar-B-Que™

Right you'll have to excuse me as I have some grumbling legs to spin up!
TTFN

 

[spandex]

Don't forget the Swafega, clingfilm and celery Doc

I don't wish to know what you with Swafega, clingfilm and celery Doc

 

[TheDoctor]

I'm rather confused myself...

 

[Landslide]

Clean your hands of grease and wotnot (though I tend to use a combination of sugar and washing-up liquid),[quote name='spandex;361979]...clingfilm...[/QUOTE]wrap your butties in it[QUOTE=spandex'']...and celery...

put it in your butties (with cream cheese). Duh!

*Follows this up by proving Fermat's Last Theorem*

 

[Speicher]

Perhaps I should ask Spandex what he would do with bananas, coconut and flour and eggs. He should be able to whip up some pancakes.

 

[TheDoctor]

I really, really wouldn't mention the word 'whip' when Waffles is about...

 

[wafflycat]

*leaps into teroom brandishing leather riding crop*

Did someone mention whip?

 

[TheDoctor]

*assumes the position*
Not for the first time either...

 

[wafflycat]

*thwap*

*sprinkles Swafega*

*whisks with celery*

*wraps in clingfilm*

 

[TheDoctor]

Well, thank goodness we got that cleared up. I'm off to cook up some pasta, left over bacon and various fermented milk products. And I may indulge in a fermented grain product while I do so...

 

[TheDoctor]

Anyone know where my digital camera is? I've got a fairly decent Sony, and a rubbishy Craptika from that well known purveyor of quality photographic goods Tesco, for about 20 of your Earth quid. Had to take some piccies of my Dynatech frame what someone wants to buy, perhaps.

 

[Speicher]

Tdr1nka is very good at finding things. He nearly found my address book, in the sock drawer.

Is your camera in the glove box of your car?
On top of the fridge?