Tea? (Part 1)

[Arch]

Heard a trailer for a Radio 4 standup comedy show, great line - "Pringles are like self-moderating snack food. Once your hand is too fat to go down the tube, you know you've had too many...."

 

[TheDoctor]

Then it's time to move onto poppadums!

 

[TheDoctor]

*stomps in, slams door*
Some people really get on my tits sometimes, and not in a good way!

*breath, breath, relax, calm thoughts*

Tea, anyone? I need a brew...

 

[Chuffy]

*stomps in, slams door*
Some people really get on my tits sometimes, and not in a good way!

*breath, breath, relax, calm thoughts*

Tea, anyone? I need a brew...

I find that the Ignore list is a happy little device in these situations. Assuming that's what you mean...

Pull up a teacake and munch on this pouffe.

 

[Chuffy]

I meant, of course, pull up a pouffe and munch on this teacake. Apologies if any violence results from following these instructions...

 

[TheDoctor]

Oh, I say! And yes, I must set up an 'ignore list' I've not been invited to munch on a pouffe before, but there's a first time for everything...

 

[TheDoctor]

So, how's Chuffers these days?
*not sure what he's supposed to be munching at the moment, but enjoying it anyway*

 

[Paulus]

Chuffy, I am now trying to extricate my teeth from the pouffe

 

[Chuffy]

Chuffy, I am now trying to extricate my teeth from the pouffe

Mmmmm, leathery. Your teeth will give out before the pouffe does.

 

[Chuffy]

So, how's Chuffers these days?
*not sure what he's supposed to be munching at the moment, but enjoying it anyway*

Oh quite ticketey old chap and possibly a little boo.
Do try not to drool too much. That's real camel you know.

 

[TheDoctor]

I'd offer you some gin if I had any. I need to go shopping at some point...

 

[marinyork]

I think everyone could do with a cup of tea. It's raining like crazy again.

 

[TheDoctor]

Right-ho, I'll fill the kettle.
And get the BIG teapot out.

 

[Speicher]

Leo the cat finally turned up at 6.30pm.

Typical male, saunters in, expects his tea straight away, won't tell me where he has been, cannot understand why I have been worried.

Then after eating the equivalent of two lunches and tea, he decides to go out again.

 

[Dayvo]

Leo the cat finally turned up at 6.30pm.

Typical male, saunters in, expects his tea straight away, won't tell me where he has been, cannot understand why I have been worried.

Then after eating the equivalent of two lunches and tea, he decides to go out again.

I think he's gonna have a crap in gooseander's garden!