Angelfishsolo
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- Cwmbach, South Wales
Sod that. I think you should be able to buy blades like the ones fitted to the Roman chariots
Tea? (Part 1)
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Sod that. I think you should be able to buy blades like the ones fitted to the Roman chariots
wafflycat
New Member
- Location
- middle of Norfolk
Evening all. Another sniff under 200 miles of chauffeuring MrW today. It's been a 12 hour day and I'm cream-crackered. Any tea on the go?
Same again tomorrow...
Same again tomorrow...
wafflycat
New Member
- Location
- middle of Norfolk
*yawns & stretches*
Morning all.
*puts kettle on*
*makes tea*
Up and at it, everyone. Another day! Yet more chauffeuring duties.
Just having a cuppa before I go and sort out the hens.
Morning all.
*puts kettle on*
*makes tea*
Up and at it, everyone. Another day! Yet more chauffeuring duties.
Just having a cuppa before I go and sort out the hens.
Aperitif
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- ...I don't have much idea - really.
wafflycat said:
wafflycat - Queen of the driving reign... be safe.
wafflycat
New Member
- Location
- middle of Norfolk
Ta. I always try to be. Love MrW to bits and I enjoy driving, but I am seriously, seriously missing bicycle time (as my expanding 4r$3 bears witness to) and I'll be very glad when MrW is fit to drive once more.
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
Woo hoo, no one here
"Magic Password" discustard creams, dark choc suggestives
* retrieves plate for the avoidance of crumb makingevidence *
"Magic Password" discustard creams, dark choc suggestives
* retrieves plate for the avoidance of crumb making
Arch
Married to Night Train
- Location
- Salford, UK
Night Train said:You need to get some course abrasive strips glued to your sleeves, tdr1nka, that would have got him!
We had to pusg Oli's pushchair across a driveway today and were slightly hampered by the bloody Merc parked right on the corner at an angle. I wished the pushchair had had a more robust and sticky out metal frame on it..
Dear god, what have we done. Only gone and bought him a tambourine! He entertained us at lunch by taking his cheerios out of the bowl and putting them in the tambourine, and then back again...
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- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
You bought him a tambourine, outrageous, completely the wrong season.
Try a tangerine or a satsuma.
* goes off to the drawing board *
small wicker basket
plastic milk bottle tops
string
gismo to thread string through holes in outside edge of basket
*ponders how to attach string to milk bottle tops *
Realises that recycling scrap and recycling allsorts is having a strange effect on brain function. Must have I a Bounty Bar and Cup of Tea?
Try a tangerine or a satsuma.
* goes off to the drawing board *
small wicker basket
plastic milk bottle tops
string
gismo to thread string through holes in outside edge of basket
*ponders how to attach string to milk bottle tops *
Realises that recycling scrap and recycling allsorts is having a strange effect on brain function. Must have I a Bounty Bar and Cup of Tea?
Angelfishsolo
A Velocipedian
- Location
- Cwmbach, South Wales
Hi peeps, mind if I pull up a chair and join you for a cuppa. I have coconut crumble biscuits I can share.
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
Coconut crumble biskits, oh no you have not got enough to share, except sharing them with me. 
I am quite positively deffinite that no-one else likes cocunut crumbler biskits, you can take my scccommmpff wooor forr at.
I am quite positively deffinite that no-one else likes cocunut crumbler biskits, you can take my scccommmpff wooor forr at.
Angelfishsolo
A Velocipedian
- Location
- Cwmbach, South Wales
Oyyyy you this is NOT a MAGIC tin
wafflycat
New Member
- Location
- middle of Norfolk
Gross warning...
In Cambridge today, chauffeuring MrW about. We had a mid-day break and were at the Cambridge Retail Park. In err... Hombase. I went off to the customer toilets. Opened door to small hall, which had the men's women's & disabled loos off from said little hall. This wall of *stench* hit my nostrils. I looked about. There, in the middle of the front of the doorway to the men's loos.. was...
the biggest human turd I have ever seen. And there was no mistaking that sweetcorn had formed part of the meal which had caused whatever body to produce said turd.
*blech*
I informed a member of staff as to my 'discovery' and was promptly told they were aware of this. I was not informed as to why it had not been removed..... especially since the level of aroma it was producing suggested it had been there some time
In Cambridge today, chauffeuring MrW about. We had a mid-day break and were at the Cambridge Retail Park. In err... Hombase. I went off to the customer toilets. Opened door to small hall, which had the men's women's & disabled loos off from said little hall. This wall of *stench* hit my nostrils. I looked about. There, in the middle of the front of the doorway to the men's loos.. was...
the biggest human turd I have ever seen. And there was no mistaking that sweetcorn had formed part of the meal which had caused whatever body to produce said turd.
*blech*I informed a member of staff as to my 'discovery' and was promptly told they were aware of this. I was not informed as to why it had not been removed..... especially since the level of aroma it was producing suggested it had been there some time
Angelfishsolo
A Velocipedian
- Location
- Cwmbach, South Wales
You have my every sympathy.!!!!!
About a year back I was in ASDA in Abergavenny and popped into the loo. I trod in a pile of excrement. When I reported it to the customer service desk the reaction was one of "Yer, so what" I complained rather loudly and demanded that my shoes were disinfected with a product from their shelves. They very reluctantly agreed after first suggesting I buy said disinfectant. It astounds me that customer service can be that bad in such a large retail outlet.
About a year back I was in ASDA in Abergavenny and popped into the loo. I trod in a pile of excrement. When I reported it to the customer service desk the reaction was one of "Yer, so what" I complained rather loudly and demanded that my shoes were disinfected with a product from their shelves. They very reluctantly agreed after first suggesting I buy said disinfectant. It astounds me that customer service can be that bad in such a large retail outlet.
wafflycat said:Gross warning...
In Cambridge today, chauffeuring MrW about. We had a mid-day break and were at the Cambridge Retail Park. In err... Hombase. I went off to the customer toilets. Opened door to small hall, which had the men's women's & disabled loos off from said little hall. This wall of *stench* hit my nostrils. I looked about. There, in the middle of the front of the doorway to the men's loos.. was...
the biggest human turd I have ever seen. And there was no mistaking that sweetcorn had formed part of the meal which had caused whatever body to produce said turd.
I informed a member of staff as to my 'discovery' and was promptly told they were aware of this. I was not informed as to why it had not been removed..... especially since the level of aroma it was producing suggested it had been there some time
Mr Phoebus
New Member
wafflycat said:the biggest human turd I have ever seen. And there was no mistaking that sweetcorn had formed part of the meal which had caused whatever body to produce said turd.
It was the Green Giant, the Green Giant did it.
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- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
Mr Phoebus, while Waffleycat is out of the room - would you like to show me your tattoes? 
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