Tea? (Part 1)
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Elmer Fudd
Miserable Old Bar Steward
- Location
- Durham, and I am the eejit
I'll take a tea please, and a macaroon if there are any.
He told me when I was sat on his knee !
It must hit a 1000 before midnight today or Santa aint gonna come !Twenty Inch said:
He told me when I was sat on his knee !
- Location
- The TerrorVortex
Speicher said:Lots of peeps needing T and TLC today. There is plenty of milk, and sugar.
* hides choccie biskits from Chuffy *
Doctor, relax on the sofa, if you take your shoes off
I think I shall stay in here over the next few days, and just go home at night. Shall we have some (tranquil) music on? or are you enjoying the peace and quiet?
Shoes are off, feet up, tea in hand and deeeeep breath out. That's verr verr nice.
*enjoys tranquility*
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- The TerrorVortex
domtyler said:*Hands out extremely expensive handmade Belgian chocolates and your choice of liqueur in an intricately cut fine crystal glass*
Shhh..., I think I just heard a reindeer outside!
*smells alcohol and feels a little queasy again*
*looks up recipes for venison*
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
domtyler said:*Hands out extremely expensive handmade Belgian chocolates and your choice of liqueur in an intricately cut fine crystal glass*
Shhh..., I think I just heard a reindeer outside!
thank you
I found a reindeer in the Oxfam shop last week. Quite a young one, looking very lost and bewildered. Could not resist bringing him home with me,
all the other animals were ignoring him. I noticed yesterday, that he has a label attached to him, saying he is from Almhult in Sweden and his name is Algkalv. If you speak to any reindeers this afternoon, before you cook them, can you ask them what baby reindeers eat please?Thank you, so kind.
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to all the Tea? people. I hope to see you all again very soon. Hugs and kisses from Speicher.
- Location
- the post-brexit wasteland
festive gesture of goodwill from a coffee drinker here. have a great festive cuppa.
Chuffy
Veteran
- Location
- On the banks of the Exe
They eat biskits made from moss. Or lichen. Oatcakes will do at a pinch.Speicher said:If you speak to any reindeers this afternoon, before you cook them, can you ask them what baby reindeers eat please?
Thank you, so kind.
Cheersome festibulations Speicher, you potty old hoop.
Chuffy
Veteran
- Location
- On the banks of the Exe
BROCK!Brock said:
!Stone him first, then throw him the f*ck out. Don't you have any manners?
Chuffy
Veteran
- Location
- On the banks of the Exe
Now you've said it! STONE HIM!Brock said:
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
Less of the "old" thank you Chuffers 
Cheersome festibulations to you too.
Cheersome festibulations to you too.
Chuffy
Veteran
- Location
- On the banks of the Exe
Ah, it's a sort of reverse compliment on account of you very obviously being youthful and as delicious as a freshly baked biskit.Speicher said:Less of the "old" thank you Chuffers
Cheersome festibulations to you too.
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