Tea? (Part 1)

[Brock]

* Ponders on 'sex Museum'? *

* Decides not to ask *

* Changes mind *

Whats in a sex museum?

Well.. you asked.
Here's one exhibit I snapped there a few years ago:

 

[LordoftheTeapot]

A bath towel hanger.

 

[Brock]

Yes.. maybe.
You should've seen the hat racks further in!

 

[LordoftheTeapot]

My mind just boggled. Could of been the cake effect though?

 

[Brock]

Funny.. I've eaten loads of Hilldodger's cakes, but I'm more peckish than ever

 

[Speicher]

There is a very odd smell in here - * cogitates * ah yes, that cafe in Amsterdam.

Blue - just what are you doing under the table?

I can see some freshly baked cake on the table. Please can I have some?
LOTP you are looking at me in a very odd way this afternoon, is there anything I should know?

 

[LordoftheTeapot]

Err... No Speicher nothing you should know

Have a cake...

 

[LordoftheTeapot]

 

[Speicher]

LOTP you will be pleased to know that I did not purchase a table this morning. The sort of wood I wood like to match it with is Cherry. Perhaps when I find a suitable one, I will call it a Cherry Cake table. T*pp*x is apparently not very environmentally friendly, so I tend to use pencils whereever possible.

You may also be pleased to know that I have passed (many years ago) my Track Safety Test (with Severn Valley Railway), so I was not in danger in close proximity to the trains, but I was not wearing my Hi Viz vest.
I guage that the drivers of those trains would have been 00 about half inch tall.

 

[LordoftheTeapot]

Three cheers for the non purchase of a co***e table

 

[Speicher]

I also did not purchase a new computer, nor a new wardrobe, or a new chair. Did buy a new heater for one room, at about 25% of budgetted cost, and two batteries for clock. I must add up the total I have not spent by not spending anything.

 

[LordoftheTeapot]

I'm still waiting for our new DVD recorder from Amazon. So much for there "Guaranteed delivery by 1:00PM" at an extra cost!

When I rang them they didn't know why it had not been delivered as the tracking thingy is not working... Thats why I rang them. lol

 

[LordoftheTeapot]

All the spare money you have saved now Speicher can be spent on... On, err...

 

[Speicher]

I would be able to buy this boat. It comes complete with a Captain and two sea men. I would immediately demote the Captain to First Mate.

I would still have enough left to buy a bicycle.
LOTP can you tell me how to get the pictures from small to big?

 

[TheDoctor]

*Sticks head round door to test new avatar*

*glees*