Tea? (Part 1)

[Speicher]

Especially for Chuffy from the Pooh book of Quotations.

Kanga said to Roo, "Drink up your milk first, dear, and talk afterwards", So Roo, who was drinking his milk, tried to say that he could do both at once...... and had to be patted on the back and dried for quite a long time afterwards.

 

[LordoftheTeapot]

* Hands out todays morning tea and biskits, as you would expect *

 

[Speicher]

Tea, thank you

I am need of much commiserations etc. No one told me that Vincent D'Onofrio is no longer in Criminal Intent. With no reason, he has been "replaced".

 

[domtyler]

Tea, thank you

I am need of much commiserations etc. No one told me that Vincent D'Onofrio is no longer in Criminal Intent. With no reason, he has been "replaced".

*Pats Speichy on the 'ed*

There there.

Can I have a tea please?

 

[Speicher]

No, sorry, you will have to make your own tea, I'm going out now.
"My" plumber is back again tomorrow. He and I will be drinking C**fee together.
And I am going to ask him if I takes pillion passengers on his motorbike.

 

[Speicher]

* enters quietly with special packet of biskits *

I will put the kettle on and wait and see who joins me, I have brought a packet of Viscount choccy biskits. Choccy and minty oooohhh scrumptiousnesss.

 

[col]

Did someone mention viscounts? slurp

 

[tdr1nka]

It's gotta be the mint Viscount, IMO the orange ones are a bit yukky.

Tx

 

[col]

It's gotta be the mint Viscount, IMO the orange ones are a bit yukky.

Tx

Too true

 

[tdr1nka]

S'funny('cos I lurve Jaffa Cakes)but orange creme or flavoured biscuits are IMO vile. I'm a bit funny about c*ff** 'flavoured' things too, cake, sweets etc. yet I have been known to enjoy the occasional cup of mud?

Does anyone else remember the craze for cola flavoured biscuits in the 80's? They were weird and if you dunked them, yuk!

T x

 

[Speicher]

Nine viscounts in a packet, can't they count there should be ten.
So thats four and five for me, no, for four me, and some for Col and TdrInka. Oh dear none left for LOTP, must get some more tommorow, fortunatealy they sell them at my corner shop.

A nice strong cup of tea please. I have given up with the pain-killers for my back pain. They gave me a pain in the head, and in the neck, and did not get rid of the pain in my bum hip.

 

[domtyler]

Please help me

 

[tdr1nka]

Please help me

You are trapped in the body of a mole rat?

T x

 

[Speicher]

Please help me

Are you try to "hint" that you would like one of my Viscount biskits?
I was totally underwhelmed by your commisering this morning DT.
You will have to do better than that.

 

[tdr1nka]

Thanks for the bikky Speicher!
*hands out hot strong tea*

We only do two types of tea at tdr1nka towers, Builders Tea; strong, milk & 1 sugar or Gnats P*ss; strongish with lots of milk, no sugar.

For guests we have herbal, roobosh, earl grey, hot chocolate and even inst*nt c*ff**(yuk)in our cupboard so we can cater for most hot beverage needs.

Name yer poison..

T x