cannondale boy
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- somewhere in fife
BJB said:
You have to be one better...don't you!
Tea? (Part 1)
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You have to be one better...don't you!
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
BJB said:Kettles on again. Anyone got any biskits? Anyone, Speicher?
Hidden away in the cupboard is a packet of Custard Creams.
I can foresee a problem here, if you are starting to rely on me for biskits.
Thursday of next week, I am off to Austria on my jollydays for a week.
I am beginning to think that perhaps, with LOTP Being Very Busy, in my absence, I may need to appoint a Procurement Executive Specialist (in)Tea.
This can be a very demanding post
. Peeps might arrive with various ailments 
, and when the Very Important Tea, has been provided, they might like a biskit with their cuppa. Please note that LOTP makes sure that there is always a generous supply of tea.Furthermore, I make no guaranTea to return with Austrian biskits, bearing in mind the extreme danger of them being eaten in transit.
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- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
Thank you for your kind offer, I would like to see if anyone else applies for this post.
tdr1nka
Taking the biscuit
- Location
- SE London, Bandit Country
Maybe it needs to be a job share thingy I'm up for runnin a shift.
I should be ashamed, as a prolific tea drinker, not to offer my services not to mention, bicuits.
T x
I should be ashamed, as a prolific tea drinker, not to offer my services not to mention, bicuits.
T x
- Location
- the post-brexit wasteland
BJB said:I reckon I would make an able P_E_S_T. The moomintrolls would be happy to share their supplies of snowballs, artic roll and iced gems
i sold my soul for an arctic roll, and went to hell on a red skidoo…
- Location
- the post-brexit wasteland
you scratch my back and i'll scratch yours…
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
After a very busy day, I think it is time I wasn't here.
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- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
tdr1nka said:
What other services are you prepared to offer? and why suddenly can you not mention biscuits?
tdr1nka
Taking the biscuit
- Location
- SE London, Bandit Country
Speicher said:What other services are you prepared to offer? and why suddenly can you not mention biscuits?
My services would be to help make and distribute tea in a chatty and friendly manner in absense of your goodself and LOTT.
We never mention biscuits around midnight it's officially a toast time of day at tdr1nka towers.
Tx
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LordoftheTeapot
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Toast? Please
Dayvo
just passin' through
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- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
What I'd give for a bowl of soggy Weetabix and Bran Flakes, and a large pot of tea; instead, all I get is fresh fruit salad (mango, pineapple, watermelon, papaya, banana), freshly squeezed orange juice, and Vietnamese co**ee! B)
B)
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tdr1nka
Taking the biscuit
- Location
- SE London, Bandit Country
*hands out tea & toast*
Dayvo, can I swap you a nice cuppa for some of your co**ee?
I wouldn't usually do this of a morning but I have to take Ms. tdr1nka to a friends 6th Birthday party at 11:30(?!?)and my nerves need stiffening.
Wish me luck!
T x
Dayvo, can I swap you a nice cuppa for some of your co**ee?
I wouldn't usually do this of a morning but I have to take Ms. tdr1nka to a friends 6th Birthday party at 11:30(?!?)and my nerves need stiffening.
Wish me luck!
T x
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* Takes tea and toast with thanks to tdr1nka *
wafflycat
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- Location
- middle of Norfolk
toast...
a lovely slice of multigrain wholemeal, toasted, then with banananananananananananana squidged all over it.
*yum*
Delicious with a mug of hot, spiced tea,
*yum* *yum*
a lovely slice of multigrain wholemeal, toasted, then with banananananananananananana squidged all over it.
*yum*
Delicious with a mug of hot, spiced tea,
*yum* *yum*
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