Tea? (Part 1)

[tdr1nka]

Now to get Ms tdr1nka to bed, wish me luck I'll need a cuppa after I'm sure!

Tx

 

[TheDoctor]

YAY!
Have just come in from tarping and tying down tdr1nka towers in readiness for tonights proposed weather.

I'll pobably be asking in the morning for tips on how to get gaffer tape off the cat.

Superglue a brick to it, and Ho! to the river.
Problem solved.
Or you could always shave the pussy.

What?

 

[Speicher]

*waves hello* Just a brief visit and sorry if I stole anyone's thunder with that inspirational posting to reach 4000 last night ahem I was very very very drunk last night... *takes care not to mention the rugby*

Well, apology accepted. You must have been very very drunk . If you were counting on your fingers, then from post 3994 to 3999 is not 8 is it..

BTW what is the difference, BJB, between an elephant and a letter box?
If anyone else knows the answer, don't tell BJB, I would like to know his reply.

 

[tdr1nka]

Here's another good question

Which is the odd number out?
11 13 17 19 23 28 31 37 41

*grumbles and ruminates on letterbox/elephant poser*

 

[Landslide]

Is 28 the answer you're looking for?

 

[Chuffy]

What's red and sits in a corner?

 

[tdr1nka]

Landslide, I have to apologise, the question is a silly Les Dawson joke so the answer is in fact, 11. The rest come with rice!

Speicher PM'ed me with the answer and when I told her the 'real' answer she went offline!

I'm feeling a bit clumsy in the posting dept at the moment.
Ho Hum, more tea?

 

[tdr1nka]

This post has been removed owing to an utter lack of pertinence.

 

[TheDoctor]

What's red and sits in a corner?

A baby chewing a razor blade?

Good evening sir! And how is the new job treating you?

 

[Chuffy]

If you believe everything simoncc has been saying about me on Soapbox the answer to your question would be me!

Tx

Good to see ya BTW!

Please, this is Tea and soulless accountants ungentlemanly types like the aforementioned are surely an irrelevance, as are their shuffling undead 'opinions'.

The answer, of course, is a naughty bus.

 

[TheDoctor]

If you believe everything simoncc has been saying about me on Soapbox the answer to your question would be me!

Tx

Good to see ya BTW!

I think it's telling that in the 'Lost' thread Arch reckoned that between simoncc and a pile of manure, it would be the sh1t every time. If I ever get round to making an 'Ignore' list he's at the top of it. In fact, no, he IS it.
And breathe, calm thoughts...

Edit :-
Speicher, you are of course correct. Such persons have no relevance to a refined fred such as this.

 

[tdr1nka]

YAY FOR CHUFFY!
*phew*
A classic bus joke!
Yes Tea? no place for such nonsuches. Tsk! What was I finking?

What's brown and sticky?

 

[Chuffy]

A baby chewing a razor blade?

Good evening sir! And how is the new job treating you?

Ah, I'll spare you my collection of baby jokes.
All of them courtesy of several years spent on coaches with student teachers...

Job is fine so far, although it's by far the most uptight Local Authority that I've worked for. I almost feel as if I should put my hand up to ask permission to go for a wee and the electronic clocking system (designed by bastards to ensure that no-one can rip off the authority for a crafty five minutes here and there) is a work of Satan and wastes many hours of everyone's time with it's demented intricacies. Go figure...

Congrats on your new jobbie btw.

 

[Chuffy]

What's brown and sticky?

A STICK!

Was I at college with you?

 

[TheDoctor]

Ah, I'll spare you my collection of baby jokes.
All of them courtesy of several years spent on coaches with student teachers...

Job is fine so far, although it's by far the most uptight Local Authority that I've worked for. I almost feel as if I should put my hand up to ask permission to go for a wee and the electronic clocking system (designed by bastards to ensure that no-one can rip off the authority for a crafty five minutes here and there) is a work of Satan and wastes many hours of everyone's time with it's demented intricacies. Go figure...

Congrats on your new jobbie btw.

Cheers mate. To say that I've spent the last few days like a dog with 2^17 dicks would be something of an understatement. Sorry to hear that your new paymasters are less than fun. Can I offer you a glass of something?