Milo
Guru
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Hmm its all gone a bit smuty 
Tea? (Part 1)
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- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
Yes I can imagine they would 
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- The TerrorVortex
Door furniture...Are we talking knobs? Or knockers?
Milo
Guru
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- Melksham, Wilts
I have a well moulded knob on my door and a lovely round knocker.
tdr1nka
Taking the biscuit
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- SE London, Bandit Country
I have a plane old letter box.
Dayvo
just passin' through
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Speicher said:I thought there were lots of trees in Norway, not just one!
Those ones are too fir away!
And I'm sure 'pining for the fjords' has already been done.
Doc! What did you have in mind? Surely the market for foreign brides is at saturating point!
Or were you think more of an 'OH what a PAIR'? 
tdr1nka
Taking the biscuit
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- SE London, Bandit Country
I'd have thought all the tree puns had conifer hadn't seen the last post!
tdr1nka
Taking the biscuit
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- SE London, Bandit Country
*who needs TV when I've got T-Rex, oh oooh, alder young dudes, carry the news..............*
Tea is now available.
Tea is now available.
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- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
Thank you, nice calming cuppa before beddy byes 
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tdr1nka
Taking the biscuit
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- SE London, Bandit Country
Careful now, I maple another out of the bag!
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- The TerrorVortex
Dayvo said:Those ones are too fir away!
And I'm sure 'pining for the fjords' has already been done.
Doc! What did you have in mind? Surely the market for foreign brides is at saturating point!
I was talking about the brasswork on your door. The doorknobs, or the knocker - assuming you have one. You may have a doorbell for all I know, I've never seen your front door.
I resent the implication that I would descend into smut.
Ooh...I just caught a new trailer for Doctor Who - check it out here. It looks good. Caroline Tate (and I never thought I'd say this) does a very good voiceover.
I was particularly taken with the line :
'He looks like a man, but he's a legend. And his name is...The Doctor'
A shiver ran down my spine.
I couldn't possibly have that as a sig line...could I?
Should I?
What do we all think?
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OK. That's one vote for.
I have to say, it sounds a bit arrogant. I'm loath to describe myself as a legend.
I'll have a bath and think about it, I'm really awfully tempted. It's such a good line...
I have to say, it sounds a bit arrogant. I'm loath to describe myself as a legend.
I'll have a bath and think about it, I'm really awfully tempted. It's such a good line...
tdr1nka
Taking the biscuit
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- SE London, Bandit Country
A legend in your own bath time?
Milo
Guru
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- Melksham, Wilts
Well i think its time to spruce up these tree puns.
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- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
tdr1nka said:I have a plane old letter box.
Is it a small plane old letter box, so that packages have to be propped up against the door?
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