Tea? (Part 1)

[TheDoctor]

Afternoons!

Jeez, it's a bit snowy out there. Abandoned all plans for a bike ride and took the dog for a long walk instead.
Looks like I missed some inspired(or inspiring) lunacy last night...

 

[TheDoctor]

That's its usage. I'm on about its purpose. Purpose and usage are two completely different things. I totally get its usage. But its purpose seems to be to "provide tea". Eh? Tea??!! on the internet? It's about as possible to have a cup of tea 'on the internet' as it is to have sex on the internet.
I'll bugger off again if this 'is a bit too soapbox'. But I think sometimes people spend so long on the internet they forget that they are actually at the end of the day on the internet.

News to me the internet was used for much else, TBH.

 

[LordoftheTeapot]

Far to many porn sites on the internet... Thank goodness some are free

 

[Dayvo]

But not in the TEA room, Dayvo... There is indeed a place for a nice cup of roasted bean, but not the TEA room.

*snivelling voice*
Well, I did have TWO cups of TEA before the coffee other beverage.*

You made me feel like some poor teenager in a pub drinking his own bottle of something.
And we've ALL done it!

 

[LordoftheTeapot]

* Hands Dayvo a cup of co***e while no one is looking *

 

[LordoftheTeapot]

Your own bottle of what?

I didn't like to ask, Uncle Mort.

 

[Speicher]

Advance warning for all Star Trek fans - Commander Deanna Troy, will be in Holby City on April 15th. Before you ask, no I do not watch Horrribly City, but found out accidentally.

Apologies to Chuffy for this announcement

 

[marinyork]

Argh, don't tell us disturbing things like that!

 

[LordoftheTeapot]

April 15th = Her ladyships birthday

 

[Dayvo]

Your own bottle of what?

Er, I've done that!
I won't elaborate; it was in a previous life!

Anyway, this is the tea shop; such conversations should be saved for the bawdiness of the rugby club bar!

 

[Dayvo]

* Hands Dayvo a cup of co***e while no one is looking *

Most kind of you (I won't tell if you don't! )
It'll help remove the mental taste of what was in my bottle all those years ago!

 

[Chuffy]

Advance warning for all Star Trek fans - Commander Deanna Troy, will be in Holby City on April 15th. Before you ask, no I do not watch Horrribly City, but found out accidentally.

Apologies to Chuffy for this announcement

Eh? A titanic clash of two cultural touchstones, neither of which I know anything about or have any interest in. No need to apologise Spikes old thing,

Dayvo, my bottle had vodka in it. Over twenty years ago and I still feel queasy at the though of it....

 

[buggi]

*comes in from the cold*

Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!! i need a hot cuppa please... and a biccy

 

[marinyork]

It's snowing here again lightly. Sadly I'm not going for a cycle this afternoon as the tykes are playing in a bit.

 

[LordoftheTeapot]

* Hands buggi a cup of tea... And looks around for the biskit plate, which was full of assorted dunkables earlier? *