Tea? (Part 1)

[TheDoctor]

omg - 624 pages in a thread which shares its title with a drink that should be banned due to its foul taste*????

WTF???




* IMHO of course!

Well, there's tea and tea. Maybe you just haven't tried the right one yet?
We cater for all tastes.

Except caramel peach tea, which I have seen on offer in a French motorway service station.
Don't. Just don't. Really really don't.

 

[Arch]

Well, there's tea and tea. Maybe you just haven't tried the right one yet?
We cater for all tastes.

Except caramel peach tea, which I have seen on offer in a French motorway service station.
Don't. Just don't. Really really don't.

I'll take your word for it. Caramel and Peach anyway, sounds odd. Caramel and banana, ok, or with apple... (although caramel in any tea situation would be bad) but Peach? Bleugh!

Now then. What are we going to do with the infidel?

 

[tdr1nka]

Now then. What are we going to do with the infidel?

He's all 'Jaws' Arch!
*note avoidance of double edged 'fin' pun!*

The teas I cannot stomach are cheap herbal teas that no matter what 'flavour' you buy they all somehow taste taste the same

 

[Arch]

He's all 'Jaws' Arch!
*note avoidance of double edged 'fin' pun!*

The teas I cannot stomach are cheap herbal teas that no matter what 'flavour' you buy they all somehow taste taste the same

Yes, it's like ribena mixed with grass clippings...

 

[Speicher]

Now then. What are we going to do with the infidel?

Well, as this is a friedly * and welcoming thread, we could find him a non-tea type refreshment, I am sure LOTP keeps some for these circumstances.

* non-judgemental - is that a word ?

 

[tdr1nka]

Really, really weak ribena, blurgh!

 

[Arch]

Well, as this is a friedly * and welcoming thread, we could find him a non-tea type refreshment, I am sure LOTP keeps some for these circumstances.

* non-judgemental - is that a word ?

Well, it's sort of two words, hypenated...


Ok, glass of water coming up for Sh4rkeyBloke. Would he like ice and lemon?

 

[tdr1nka]

Well, as this is a friedly * and welcoming thread, we could find him a non-tea type refreshment, I am sure LOTP keeps some for these circumstances.

* non-judgemental - is that a word ?

Eaglitarian is a good word.

 

[TheDoctor]

Yes, it's like ribena mixed with grass clippings...

That's a slur on the good name of Ribena.
And grass clippings, for that matter.

On the topic of wierd tea...Mint Tea. Blergh.
Adding milk is not the answer.
Unless the question was 'How can I make this more horrible?'

Honestly the French... good at food, wine, non hypocritical attitudes to extra-marital relationships, but they just don't understand tea. Whereas we can do tea, but fall a bit short on all the other things

*Offers sh4rkygeezer a Pepsi Max and some Vimto*

 

[TheDoctor]

Eaglitarian is a good word.

Egalitarian is a better word...

 

[tdr1nka]

Oooh, Poopsie Max, I tried it once and it had the same effect as consuming a family sized box of 'Pro-Plus'.

 

[TheDoctor]

What do you mean?

*bounces off ceiling*

 

[tdr1nka]

Poopsie Max is a Class A drug, only carbonated!

My rule of thumb is to avoid any fizz that contains Aspertaime.
*I'm a hideous label reader on top of not owning a telly!*

 

[TheDoctor]

Hmmm. I only got it because I like to have something cold in the fridge at work, and it was on a BOGOF offer in Tescos. I have been feeling a little hyper today, but I assumed that was left over endorphins from last night or hearing from Astrium or something. Oh well, not a consideration for too much longer, and I've only got a few cans left...

 

[Arch]

I know of someone who was in a club, and a mate had a diabetic episode, and when they asked what to do the mate managed to say "sugary drink..." so this guy ran off and came back with a Pepsi Max.

Never mind, it's the thought that counts...