Tea? (Part 1)

[Dayvo]

I haven't tried that yet.

I will leave it open to interpretation as to whether I am replying to Davyo or Chufffy.

Sticky Twister! Now that conjures up an image! B)

 

[Speicher]

Talking of images, I now have two cocks. I am trying to decide if I prefer the older, more skilled one, or the younger more energetic one. The older one is a lot more portly than the younger one. When I can get a decent photo of them together, I will post the image on Chuffy's "Cock" thread.

They were both in my garden earlier, wandering about. I tried to take a photo, but not sure it was successful.

 

[TheDoctor]

Tell me about it! I'm still freezing. I require something to warm my hands up with...

Sit on them, maybe?
Or do you need something hot to hold?

 

[Dayvo]

Talking of images, I now have two cocks. I am trying to decide if I prefer the older, more skilled one, or the younger more energetic one. The older one is a lot more portly than the younger one. When I can get a decent photo of them together, I will post the image on Chuffy's "Cock" thread. B)

Very good, Speich!
A pair of cocks, or is it a cockatoo?

 

[TheDoctor]

Nothing wrong with a cockatoo...

 

[tdr1nka]

But no one likes a little thrush.

 

[TheDoctor]

I once had a work colleague who was known as thrush.
Because he was an irritating...erm....thing.

 

[marinyork]

Blackadder's arch nemesis in the first series was known as The Thrush when he was younger, don't knock it!

 

[TheDoctor]

I think with thrush it's safe to knock it. You don't want to scratch it, though. Or so I'm told...

Canestan, anyone?

 

[Chuffy]

There was some bio-yohurt in the fridge but I eated it.
If the owner comes forward I'll buy them some more.

 

[longers]

Thanks for being so honest Chuffy. It was mine.

 

[wafflycat]

Good job he was honest, or he'd have been up before the beak in the morning. He'd have ended up doing bird.

 

[TheDoctor]

NNNnnnnng - I can't think of one!

I've been out-punned. I've chickened out.

 

[Chuffy]

Thanks for being so honest Chuffy. It was mine.

Oh god. The lid was off. You didn't dip little Longers in there did you?

Pardon me.....<flees to the bathroom, retching>

 

[wafflycat]

NNNnnnnng - I can't think of one!

I've been out-punned. I've chickened out.

Don't worry if you can't think of any. The plesant folk of the tearoom won't crow about it.