Tea? (Part 1)

[TheDoctor]

I know where she can get felt! The materials stall on our indoor market.
*refrains from gag about getting laid by carpet stall*

 

[Arch]

It's no good, I've been trying to think of a good comeback to that remark and haven't got one..

Quiet this morning? No egg update from Waffles. I had a collared dove on my window box last night, I suggested it might like to nest there, but it just coo-cooed the idea and flew off. Very pretty though, so close up..

 

[Sh4rkyBloke]

Mickle suggested changing avatars to confuse bonj, so I naturally thought that to cause maximum confusion I should change mine to...

Morning all.... I must confess to having a hand in all this avatar malarky too, as it was me who suggested we all change to Bonj's little fish to extend the confusion once Landslide had started it off.


Sorry.


It's a nice warm fish though, and feels snug around my frame....


Errrrr, anyway.... hot chocolate anyone?

 

[Sh4rkyBloke]

"excuse me, can you tell me where I can get felt?"

If you promise not to report me, I can show you personally.

 

[Sh4rkyBloke]

Ooooh, the excitement... I'm approaching being a Senior Member.

What happens then? Do I start growing hair in places I never had hair before... do I start having cravings for C*ffee that I can't explain.... or do I simply continue meandering through the forums/fora trying to comprehend the beauty of a Yenrod post?

I shall find out soon enough!

 

[Sh4rkyBloke]

* Hands out Jaffa Cakes in anticipation of Senior Membership *

* Braces self *

 

[wafflycat]

Mornings!
Earl Grey anyone? I've missed this these last few days. They'd carefully laid supplies of most things (cheese, wine, a major revamp of the shop/cafe etc, rediscovery of a old well by the local archeologist), but no Earl Grey...




Arch, I'd love a gentle blow... the feather duster thing sounds a little perverse, but I believe I'd enjoy it

And [quick squiz through 30 pages] hope you enjoyed the horsey goodness. What's with all the weird avatars? Are we all trying to be Bonj?[/quick squiz through 30 pages]

*you're back*

Huge huggles.

Now, what's that about a feather duster? Does it have a similar function to the riding crop?

I'll avoid the Earl Grey, thank you, but I'm just about to make a fresh brew.

 

[wafflycat]

* Hands out Jaffa Cakes in anticipation of Senior Membership *

* Braces self *

Ooh! Australian foreplay!

 

[Arch]

Now, what's that about a feather duster? Does it have a similar function to the riding crop?

I think the two would be used in conjunction, alternately, for maximum effect...

Like good cop, bad cop...

 

[tdr1nka]

Surely you mean, 'Good crop, Bad crop'?

Good day to you all!
*thinks*theres something fishy going on round here*

 

[mickle]

*thinks*theres something fishy going on round here*

Huh? What are you on about?

 

[Landslide]

I dunno why he's carping. Mebbe he's a bit crabby today.

 

[tdr1nka]

I dunno why he's carping. Mebbe he's a bit crabby today.

For Cod's sake Man have you no sole?
Who rattled your perch?

 

[wafflycat]

You lot are just angling for compliments with regard to these puns. But quite frankly, I've had it up to the gills with them.

 

[tdr1nka]

I've haddok 'bout enough my self.
Still when Bonj sees all these avatars, eel be in for a surprise!
Come on everybody, CONGA! Da da dadda da Oi! A da da dadda da, Oi!

FIN