Tea? (Part 1)

[Milo]

He said the coffee word.
ummmahh

 

[TheDoctor]

Ooh. I saw that earlier. I think I need a trike, but I'm sure I can't afford a Speedy. Sadly...

@ Miloat
You've said 'coffee' too.
Ooops. So have I...

*scared*

 

[Chuffy]

So what time will you be having breakfast that day, Chuffy and Baggy?

<blows raspberry at Spikes>
Probably at about 8ish by the time we've packed up the Squeaky Lobster Cafe and swept up any stragglers.

 

[Chuffy]

I've just brewed a coffee, no biscuits today though.

I've found a Windcheater Speedy on Ebay but I have gas, electric, water bills to pay.

Live on beans, put the Speedy on blocks and attach it to a generator, drink your own wee. Pay the bills? Pah, sort your priorities out man!

 

[Chuffy]

Woopsy must remember to put trousers on When fixing bike in flat porch sorry neighbor
Least I put me pants on.

Keep going matey, some day I'll get to avenge your death.

 

[TheDoctor]

Live on beans, put the Speedy on blocks and attach it to a generator, drink your own wee. Pay the bills? Pah, sort your priorities out man!

Well, at least you'd know where it's been. Better than drinking someone elses...

 

[TheDoctor]

<blows raspberry at Spikes>
Probably at about 8ish by the time we've packed up the Squeaky Lobster Cafe and swept up any stragglers.

Can I have first dibs on your sofa for most of Sunday?

 

[Chuffy]

Well, at least you'd know where it's been. Better than drinking someone elses...

You mean you wouldn't swallow for someone you really loved?

 

[TheDoctor]

You mean you wouldn't swallow for someone you really loved?

You said you weren't going to tell anyone about that! Bitch...

Swallow, maybe. Gargle, definitely not.

 

[Chuffy]

Can I have first dibs on your sofa for most of Sunday?

Ah! The trick is to stay awake for as much of Sunday as you can manage, no really, otherwise you screw up your body clock real good. Then you eat a huge Chinese and snooze from Sunday evening through to Monday lunchtime.

 

[tdr1nka]

Night Train, buy the windcheater and you'll be out so much you will have very very tiny bills next quarter!

And will everyone stop writing c*ff** for heavens sake!

I'd love to ride the Exodus but I'll be away in Ireland. Poo.

 

[Chuffy]

You said you weren't going to tell anyone about that! Bitch...

Swallow, maybe. Gargle, definitely not.

Your sig line. Is that a euphemism by any chance?

 

[TheDoctor]

Ah! The trick is to stay awake for as much of Sunday as you can manage, no really, otherwise you screw up your body clock real good. Then you eat a huge Chinese and snooze from Sunday evening through to Monday lunchtime.

That makes sense. I'm planning on arranging flexitime at the new job so I can finish as early as possible on Fridays and start as late as possible on Mondays. Always handy if one wants to go away for the weekend, and might be good for this too. And The Dun Run...

 

[Night Train]

It is tempting to place a bid on the Windcheeter but given I am coming to the end of my teaching contract I daren't risk it. Going to watch it to see what it goes for in the meantime. Still 3 days to go.

 

[TheDoctor]

Your sig line. Is that a euphemism by any chance?

Good lord no! It's from the Tea rap I posted a link to earlier. I might need a new one shortly though.
I did see a story about some lip-shaped urinals that Virgin Atlantic had installed in one of their lounges in New York or somewhere, and the writer suggested that they were fitting golden showers in their next refit. I nearly killed myself laughing. Then nearly died when I had to explain the joke to a friend...