Tea? (Part 1)

[Landslide]

...I had a bruise on my hip that really looked like an old 'British Empire' map of Africa with all the countries in different colours...

We could have a "Bruises" thread in the gallery - a prize to the first person with the image of Jesus!

*Slurps tea gratefully*

 

[tdr1nka]

The winner could be announced as the 'Turin Shred'!
*raises Tea in salute!*
*slurp*

 

[Renard]

I am going to have a look through some old photos although the one I have in mind is a great picture of bruising but a bad picture of pants.

*raises mug in response to tman*
*slurp*

 

[LordoftheTeapot]

That would be a pogo stick I'd suspect?
(It was the first most un-cycly thing that came into my head.)

The 'i' escaped! They do that you know, when your not look ng. Pesky l ttle th ngs.

* Tippex's the un bit out and adds an i to make uni-cycle *

 

[wafflycat]

Think again Waffles, where are those cakes?!

Tea purrchance?

*hurriedly wipes crumbs from face and mumbles through ful mouth vainly attempting not to spit crumbs about*

Cakes? No, none here. Must have been a mistake.

 

[Speicher]

Goodness me, it is quiet in here tonight. The highlights from Dauphine Libere have been postponed while the tennis is on.

* puts kettle on in case anyone strolls in *

* notices cake crumbs, but no evidence of any cakey comestibles left, or right *

 

[tdr1nka]

Go on then one last cup of splosh before I get an early night!

 

[Night Train]

Time for a very late cuppa.
Did 84.5mpg on the way home tonight, best yet!

 

[TheDoctor]

Time for a very late cuppa.
Did 84.5mpg on the way home tonight, best yet!

Beats my best of 100km/bacon roll.

Kettle's on!

 

[Renard]

Kettle's been on a while!

*opens window to let the steam out*

*makes a pot of tea and puts some bread in the toaster*

 

[cookiemonster]

Any tea left?

Just got my exam results back.

Ecology - A, 1st class merit
Genetics - A, 2nd class merit
Stats - B

This means that I have finished my 1st year with 5 A's and a B with 2 1st class merits and two 2nd class merits.

 

[alecstilleyedye]

tea cm? surely something a little more strong is in order. well done.

btw, waffles invited me onto facebook's equivalent of the tea thread. rubbish, no filth there at all

 

[LordoftheTeapot]

tea cm? surely something a little more strong is in order. well done.

btw, waffles invited me onto facebook's equivalent of the tea thread. rubbish, no filth there at all

 

[Renard]

#Only one tea thread,
there's only one tea thread,
only one tea thread,
there's only one tea thread!#

 

[LordoftheTeapot]

#Only one tea thread,
there's only one tea thread,
only one tea thread,
there's only one tea thread!#

* Hands out tea *