Tea? (Part 1)

[Arch]

Greetings all! Good news this morning - they've had enough of me! (The physio department)

C'mon Arch, spill the beans - exactly how many games of solitaire have you played since you got your laptop back? (To the nearest thousand'll do!)

Honestly?

One.

No, really. I did make sure I changed the default wallpaper to a photo though, and that sort of thing, and copying all my pictures and stuff back took a little while.

Good news on the physio!

Oh! I'm not here. No, really, I'm not...

 

[tdr1nka]

Thats great news Landslide!
How's the physio on the bike going?

 

[Landslide]

As suspected, the non-drive side bearing race had collapsed. The corpse was dismembered last night, and will be "re-animated" with the help of some "donor parts" from "the morgue"!

 

[tdr1nka]

As suspected, the non-drive side bearing race had collapsed. The corpse was dismembered last night, and will be "re-animated" with the help of some "donor parts" from "the morgue"!

Bwah, ha, ha! More Power Igor!

 

[Speicher]

I am becoming more convinced each week, that I may be occupying some sort of paralell universe. On my travels in this town today, I noticed the following. One bike outside the pub, not locked up. Litter by a doctors' surgery that is now boarded up amounted to precisely one half dozen of those monster munch crispy thingies, (not the wrappers, just the crisps)and graffiti on a wall - the word "shoot".

 

[Night Train]

On my journey today I noticed three cyclists jumping red lights and a bus that drove for over a mile hugging the kerb in the solid white line cycle lane even though there was plenty of motor vehicle lane under its off side tyres.

I also noticed two minicabs jumping red lights 2-3 seconds after the red.

I tried not to notice a woman wearing next to nothing but a flimsy thin dressing gown who I was calling on for a freecycle collection.

 

[tdr1nka]

I tried not to notice a woman wearing next to nothing but a flimsy thin dressing gown who I was calling on for a freecycle collection.

I hate it when that happens.:?:

 

[Night Train]

I hate it when that happens.:?:

Especially when she is a young, slim, attractive readhead, not that I noticed.

 

[TheDoctor]

I appear to be completely surrounded by bikes. Six complete ones, and a DynaTech frame in the airing cupboard (!) WTF is going on?
I'll put the kettle on and ponder this...

 

[tdr1nka]

At anytime I want to repress any 'sinful' thoughts I always try to think of
of something seriously 'unsexy'.

My favorite is to remember laying on stony ground under a long wheel base Dodge 50 in the p*ss*ng rain, covered in gear box oil and balancing the bell housing on my chest while my 'fried' stands in a dry & heated garage nearby absently drinking tea and trying to work how to position the thrust bearing.

 

[tdr1nka]

I appear to be completely surrounded by bikes. Six complete ones, and a DynaTech frame in the airing cupboard (!) WTF is going on?
I'll put the kettle on and ponder this...

They're breeding while you're out at work!
And you're making Tdr1nka Towers feel like an aircraft hanger!

 

[TheDoctor]

Now there's a sinful thought if ever there was one! Once I learn how to unpringle a wheel there's a perfectly good cruiser with a 4 speed Nexus hub gear just itching to go on a long trip to Ireland...

 

[Night Train]

At anytime I want to repress any 'sinful' thoughts I always try to think of of something seriously 'unsexy'.
:?:

I don't have that issue often, It is more trying to get the sinful thoughts started!

However, I do have the option of remembering a particular ex, she was enough to drive any man to celebacy.

 

[Night Train]

Tea!

Kettle's on, Earl Grey in the pot.

 

[tdr1nka]

Cheers!!

To unpringle a wheel you simple put it on the floor and jump on the raised bits!! Careful not to jump on the spokes because, once you pop, you can't stop!