Tea? (Part 1)

[Arch]

ow! I've eaten so much meringue, I swear, my teeth are vibrating!

We only found the crazy golf today, it's the first time we've been able to get into the park, thanks to a 3 day conference of EU agriculture ministers in the adjoining hotel. Every time we walked past it was being guarded by gendarmes, some on horses. Anyway, we reckon it's a good way to get up an apetite for dinner, assuming our blood sugar returns to normal!

Meringue, anyone? They are a bit crumbly, but gooey inside...

 

[Dayvo]

Glad to see some more golfers here!

Plenty of tee, was there?

 

[tdr1nka]

Shoot me now!


I loath golf.

 

[Dayvo]

Shoot me now! I loath golf.

Must admit, I'd rather cycle for five hours (even five minutes!) than play golf for five hours!

 

[tdr1nka]

*phew*

 

[wafflycat]

Shoot me now!


I loath golf.

You and me both, sweetie! Golf & cricket... both created to get folk to realise stepping in a squidgy, still warm, worm-infested dog turd is not so bad after all

 

[Dayvo]

You and me both, sweetie! Golf & cricket... both created to get folk to realise stepping in a squidgy, still warm, worm-infested dog turd is not so bad after all

How dare you! Golf - fair enough! BUT cricket!!??

 

[tdr1nka]

You and me both, sweetie! Golf & cricket... both created to get folk to realise stepping in a squidgy, still warm, worm-infested dog turd is not so bad after all

Put 'em on the list with David Blaine then.

I do enjoy a good game of cricket but as with all sports I cannot 'avidly follow'.

 

[cadseen]

this is a long thread ! cant beat a tea stop on a ride

 

[cookiemonster]

You didn't try and read all 1200+pages did you?

Here, have a cuppa and a slice of blueberry swiss roll.

 

[Dayvo]

this is a long thread ! cant beat a tea stop on a ride

Wasn't there a big tea party near you once?

 

[Speicher]

On the subject of mini-golf. I was on holiday once at the same hotel as Nick Faldo's father. There was a tournament organised and my name was drawn against Mr Faldo senior. I expect he thought it would be a "walk over", but as luck would have it, I was beating him soundly by half way round. Then I think he decided to improve his game, and he won in the end.

Also I was standing next to the German golfer, whose name I forget, on a bus at an airport. I had the beginnings of a nasty cold at the time. Said Golfer was due to play at the Open at Wentworth, two or three days, after the flight, but was not able to play. The reason - he had a very bad cold.

 

[Dayvo]

Also I was standing next to the German golfer, whose name I forget, on a bus at an airport.

Bernhard Langer?

 

[Speicher]

Bernhard Langer?

Yes, that's the one, I hope he has forgotten all about that.

I have also seen Sandi Toksvig at an airport, and she looks a bit like me.

 

[Speicher]

Off to the Pumphouse tomorrow. I might be greeted by a five year old called Jack. He likes to show people the insects he has found. He has a proper plastic container to keep them in, (with air holes etc). Last time he was trying to explain to me how large the mouth of a cricket is, in comparision to it's body.

It is also stock-taking day. Which does not entitle me to munch Tyrrells crisps.