Tea? (Part 1)

[spandex]

Too much violence here

*Hands out soothing Green tea's by the mug full*
Might be goot for cleaning out that plaster of paris frosting from my teeth - ouch!

How did you know I had just made a big mug full

 

[Sittingduck]

*Carves a wooden peg leg for Speicher* It has an owl's head as a feature on the thigh

Maybe you should get doen A&E if you have a real break! I would imagine the leg is pretty much the most painful of breaks... except possibly the neck

 

[tdr1nka]

Ere, Spandex, you've seen my legs tho ain'tcha?

 

[Speicher]

When I said my leg, I meant the leg on my little coffee table. It is only twenty-five years old, and suddenly one of the legs has gone wonky.

 

[HelenD123]

Are you any good with wood?

He's very good with his hands so I'm sure he can fashion something out of wood for you.

 

[spandex]

Are you any good with wood?

I have been known to be good with wood and my hands!

 

[Speicher]

So I need someone who is good at working with wood, and screws.

 

[longers]

It sounds like you need a unicorn.

 

[Sittingduck]

You want hard wood of soft wood Speicher?

 

[spandex]

Ere, Spandex, you've seen my legs tho ain'tcha?

That is where I know you from

 

[tdr1nka]

or an ex-convict who passed the term of his incarceration in the woodwork shop making wooden limbs for the creatures of the forest next to the prison.................

I may need to go lay down...............

 

[Speicher]

You want hard wood of soft wood Speicher?

A hard wood I think, and a firm grip.

 

[spandex]

So I need someone who is good at working with wood, and screws.

Ar sorry that is me out I am no good with screws as I screw them in to hard

 

[Speicher]

Couldn't you learn how to screw things in more gently?

 

[Sittingduck]

May I suggest a charming Cherry wood - with a walnut insert. Crafted in a Georgian style

Alternatively, get yourself down to MFI pronto - all stock must go!