Tea? (Part 1)

[Arch]

Great!

 

[Night Train]

I've just been using the car as a tractor. I went over to a friend's house and dragged out a 3' diameter tree trunk back to my house for chopping up for fire wood.

There are scuff marks and bits of bark all down the road from his drive into mine. Must go and scrub some of it away so it doesn't point to my house.

But first, tea!

 

[LordoftheTeapot]

I've just been using the car as a tractor. I went over to a friend's house and dragged out a 3' diameter tree trunk back to my house for chopping up for fire wood.

There are scuff marks and bits of bark all down the road from his drive into mine. Must go and scrub some of it away so it doesn't point to my house.

But first, tea!

Must be a 'Barking up the wrong tree' joke there?

 

[Landslide]

He should have taken the trunk road...

 

[Arch]

If he'd been on a train, they could have used a branch line.

 

[tdr1nka]

Yeah, clear the road before someone twigs!

 

[Arch]

Yeah, that wooden be good...

 

[Speicher]

The Special Branch will be on to him!
Now time for me to log off?

 

[Chuffy]

These puns are knot very good...

 

[Landslide]

Yet you still lumber us with them...

 

[Night Train]

 

[tdr1nka]

That was a'corny one, I sense a sprig in your step?
Best let L'arch be the judge of the puns.

 

[Chuffy]

If he'd been on a train, they could have used a branch line.

I doubt it. Dr Beeching cut them all.

 

[Landslide]

I doubt it. Dr Beeching cutpruned them all.

 

[Arch]

To digress:

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