Tea? (Part 1)

[Arch]

Not even Mr Gibson?

Wot, old Cedric Gibson, who runs the newsagents on the corner?

 

[tdr1nka]

'Cedric Gibson and his dog 'Toffee' collect overdue newspaper monies on a Saturday morning.......'

 

[Arch]

That's the chap...

 

[Aperitif]

Can I play myself in the film? I can't think of anyone to play me?

Tea?

Donald Sutherland - of course! (Crazy tank driver style of acting...)


I think I'll be John Travolta - in the manero of...hmmm...always liked paint but can't stand flashing lights...

 

[tdr1nka]

Donald Sutherland - of course! (Crazy tank driver style of acting...)


I think I'll be John Travolta - in the manero of...hmmm...always liked paint but can't stand flashing lights...

I have mentioned on the 'Film of the forum' thread that you should be played by Stephen Berkoff. Obviously.

 

[alecstilleyedye]

does it have to be look-a-likes, or can i just pick samuel l jackson and be done with it?

 

[TheDoctor]

*struggles past casting couch*
Can I have a brew please? Up to my ears in paper here. And not because the laser printer has exploded either...

 

[tdr1nka]

*hands TheDoctor a mug of Ergh-L Grey*

 

[TheDoctor]

*Finally finishes the-Tea?-that-dare-not-speak-its-name*

 

[colly]

Never looked in here before.

Kind of a strange place !! Do I need to be introduced like wot the masons do ?

err? I do drink tea.

 

[Landslide]

Colly, meet Tea?, Tea? meet Colly! I must confess to being on the ale at this time of night though...

 

[Chuffy]

Never looked in here before.

Kind of a strange place !! Do I need to be introduced like wot the masons do ?

err? I do drink tea.

Roll up your left trouser leg, expose your breast, clasp the Sacred Digestive of McVitie and recite after me:

"I, Colly"
repeat
"Am spitting feathers"
repeat
"I could do with a brew"
Repeat
"Is there anything left in the pot?"
Repeat

If you reveal the secrets of this place to outsiders then your mug will be smashed, access to the pot will be denied and you will only be allowed pink wafers, for ever and ever, world without end, amen.

 

[Landslide]

...you will only be allowed pink wafers, for ever and ever, world without end, amen.

Doesn't sound so bad.

 

[colly]

Colly, meet Tea?, Tea? meet Colly! I must confess to being on the ale at this time of night though...

Well I've just had a G&T (how posh huh?)

 

[colly]

Roll up your left trouser leg, expose your breast, clasp the Sacred Digestive
.

That's what I said to my mrs only last night.

'pink wafers' is that a euphemism for something??