Tea? (Part 1)

[Abitrary]

Right - I've obviously arrived amongst the madness - cool! I am still a beginner though and don't always get the jokes - typical blonde!

Get the kettle on!

Welcome kristy. I was reading an article in the spectator recently that put to bed the myth that blondes were less intelligent. I think that they produced evidence that proved that blondes were on average 4% more intelligent.

BTW, if you're worried about being a beginner, then the best thing to do is to branch out of this thread, because it does tend to attract beginners, the dull and less-intelligent.

 

[tdr1nka]

Hi Colly, no funny handshakes in here.

 

[Chuffy]

Welcome kristy. I was reading an article in the spectator recently that put to bed the myth that blondes were less intelligent. I think that they produced evidence that proved that blondes were on average 4% more intelligent.

BTW, if you're worried about being a beginner, then the best thing to do is to branch out of this thread, because it does tend to attract beginners, the dull and less-intelligent.

Would your presence here be evidence for the defence or the prosecution?

Don't worry about Abs, he just chews through the straps occasionally and wanders around in his pants calling people names. He's pretty harmless really.

 

[Speicher]

Yes, tea please, a quick one, before bed

I like those pink wafer ones, whatever they are called.

 

[colly]

Yes, tea please, a quick one, before bed

I like those pink wafer ones, whatever they are called.

Excuse me ??

 

[tdr1nka]

Abs in the Tea? thread.

Dr. Chuffy, is reality on the blink again?
BTW I think Landers and I may have eaten all the ceremonial pink wafers, sorry.

 

[Chuffy]

Abs in the Tea? thread.

Dr. Chuffy, is reality on the blink again?

He's developing an immunity to the horse tranquilisers. I fear that Dr Noodley and myself are going to have to resort to more extreme measures...

BTW I think Landers and I may have eaten all the ceremonial pink wafers, sorry.

Thank god someone has. Awful things.

 

[colly]

I like the pink ones.

 

[Speicher]

I like the pink ones.

Ok then, a pink one, and a quick cup of tea.

 

[Abitrary]

Would your presence here be evidence for the defence or the prosecution?

Don't worry about Abs, he just chews through the straps occasionally and wanders around in his pants calling people names. He's pretty harmless really.

You're best off ignoring chuffy, kristy. He's one of these postmodern 'new men' who can get a bit suffocating and bewildering.

He tends to indulge people in a obsequious way that sometimes feels like a a week long fragrant and oily foot massage.

 

[TheDoctor]

That's what I said to my mrs only last night.

'pink wafers' is that a euphemism for something??

You'll fit right in!!!
Keep the gin away from Chuffy though. Gin has a half-life measured in femtoseconds where he's concerned.

 

[Chuffy]

Ok then, a pink one, and a quick cup of tea.

Could someone slip Speicher a pink one before bedtime please?











What?

 

[colly]

Well I am off to take the dog for a walk before he p***** on the carpet.

 

[TheDoctor]

*passes wafery goodness across*

Evenings! I've been playing with my iPod (not a euphamism). I now appear to have all my music in alphabetical order...

 

[Speicher]

Could someone slip Speicher a pink one before bedtime please?

I had a very pale one earlier, with the end dipped in chocolate












A coconut slice, with choc.

Good night from me.