Tea? (Part 1)

[mr Mag00]

hmm as biscuits go i can think of no marmite comparisson, all biscuits are good

 

[TheDoctor]

Do they come with a hole in for playing man-quoits? I doubt it....

I have here a pack of Party Rings, a far more useful biscuit for such pursuits. I'd ask TheDoctor to volunteer as a target but after wallowing in the bath all night I suspect it would be like trying to lasso a raisin.

Corrected that for you...

 

[Chuffy]

Corrected that for you...

I was being charitable....
Here, have a Polo.

 

[TheDoctor]

Thank you.
*wears with pride*

 

[Chuffy]

Thank you.
*wears with pride*

I think we may have the basis of a whole new strain of vileness here....

TOP TIPS WITH FOOD!

Lunar ladies! A Tunnocks Teacake with the mallow scooped out makes a great emergency mooncup!

 

[Landslide]

You could probably find a similar use for sponge fingers.

 

[Chuffy]

You could probably find a similar use for sponge fingers.

Holy absorbent confectionary Batman!

 

[TheDoctor]

Or muffins....

Can anyone think of a use for chocolate fingers?????

 

[Landslide]

In an emergency candy floss makes a delightful merkin...

 

[TheDoctor]

If you've run out of chamois cream, Philadelphia works nearly as well.

 

[Landslide]

Nope, sorry. I have to draw the line at cheesy chammies.

 

[Chuffy]

I'f you've run out of chamois cream, Philadelphia works nearly as well.

If you've run out of Philadelphia, after a 100k audax chamois cream tastes just as good!

 

[mr Mag00]

i have just eaten!!



lunch that is

 

[TheDoctor]

Are we back to playing quoits with bagels then?

 

[Arch]

Blimey, I think I'll just grab a tea and exit...


<exits, covering eyes with cyclechat buff>