Tea? (Part 1)

[Speicher]

Sshhh * sidles in incognito *

Landers and Angel. I have some knitted cakes here, I will put them in with the real ones, and see if Arch notices. There's battenberg, fruitcake and danish pastry, and they all look delicious, just not sure what they taste like.


* sidles out *

 

[Arch]

oh! battenberg! Great!

<chomp>

Mmmfhphphpfmfmnpfh?

Um, is this batternberg a bit on the stale side?

 

[Speicher]

Strange? this choc eclair is fine.

 

[Arch]

oh! Must be me then. It really is rather... chewy, and just a little bit fluffy too - did it drop on the carpet?

Still, cake's cake...

 

[Speicher]

Try a bit of the plain fruit cake?

any better?

No?


You will have me in stitches if you keep pulling a funny face like that!

 

[TheDoctor]

Are you trying to pull the wol wool over our eyes, Speicher?

 

[mr Mag00]

fresh pot

 

[tdr1nka]

Here! My piece of medira has just unravalled!

 

[Speicher]

ah The Madeira, I think that was purloined from Brighton last week.

 

[HelenD123]

I think I'll stick to the biscuits if that's OK. Those cakes look at bit chewy...

Tea anyone?

 

[TheDoctor]

I hope no-ones getting crochet-y.

 

[Speicher]

I think I'll stick to the biscuits if that's OK. Those cakes look at bit chewy...

Tea anyone?

Anyone would think the cakes were cast-offs.

 

[Arch]

Oi! This cake is knitted!

Any left?


Thanks, now I have knitted cakes in my head, just what I need, another project!

 

[mr Mag00]

*scottish shortbread on table*

 

[Speicher]

Oi! This cake is knitted!

Any left?


Thanks, now I have knitted cakes in my head, just what I need, another project!

They were on display in a shop window yesterday, as part of a Teddy Bears' Tea Party. If the party is still on at the weekend, I might try and get a photo, no promises. * remembers what happened to the photo of the knitted Christmas tree *