Well I'm as wet as I would be if I'd just taken a dip in Speichers' shark pond
Not a nice day up here, wet and windy but the weathermen/women are predicting the sun will return on Wednesday so we can combine swimming with sharks and doughnut day
Phil, there was a story in the papers a while back about a pony with a form of dwarfism that gave it very short legs - a bit like a dacshund. Apparently people kept ringing the RSPCA thinking it was sunk in the mud and stuck...
I'm off to bed shortly, once I rearrange the sofa cushions on the floor.
Oli drew a picture of where I live. Apparently my house is dwarfed by Big Ben....
No, well, there was a degree of artistic licence involved. He kindly added a lift shaft to my house too, when I said I lived right at the top, I'm thinking of showing that to the landlord as a suggestion...
He did scribble all over the finshed picture and say it was 'all the spaghetti' so he got my diet bang to rights...
I can see Big Ben if I go into the spare bedroom. He is about three foot tall, but rather plump and very furry, and was given to me by my Grandmother. Oh and he has travelled by train from Bristol to Worcester, and fallen off a very high tower, and been interviewed on television.
How did you guess? I have his interview recorded on a video. Unfortunately he was a spectator in a Teddy Bears' Parachute day, and fell off the top of the tower, even though, alledgedly he was wearing a safety harness.
The local news team were there to film the event, but as a result of his fall from the tower, and landing with an almighty bump on solid paving slabs, Big Ben was unable to speak during the interview.
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