One wooden Lazy Susan (to put under my new/secondhand telly so that it can easily swivel for watching in bed)
One Signal booster, to see if I can get digital any better (currently a very weak signal)
and
One lead to connect it to the telly.
My tame engineer is currently seeing if it'll work - the lead turns out to have one sort of wrong end on it, but may be temporarily bodgeable.
Total cost: £1.10
And it works. He's just 'adapting*' the bit that doesn't fit.
Bit of a culture chock. It's all in colour!
*A bit like you 'adapt' a square peg for a round hole. With a little finesse and a degree of force.