Tea? (Part 2)

[Night Train]

Or alternatively make one of your own, after lunch?

After lunch I will be heading over to Hebden Bridge. I want to see if I can spot any 'Sam Fox types'.

As a bloke that has not made it in to the 21st PC century just yet , just the word "Lesbian" awakens all sorts of imagination athletics, the thought of a town full off Sam Fox types with long flowing blonde hair and amazing attributes is enough to want to sell up and move there this very moment.
Sadly life is not like that and so i will stay put as i have no chance of affording a house in Hebden until it is not popular anymore

 

[Arch]

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Could you adapt this to a one-handled rocking unicorn tricycle, Night Train?

That would be easy, just need to screw in a big horn...

Ooooh, Matron!

For true horse effect, it needs an eccentric-hubbed front wheel.

And a hopper that deposits a pile of poo everyso often....

 

[Speicher]

That would be easy, just need to screw in a big horn...

Ooooh, Matron!

For true horse effect, it needs an eccentric-hubbed front wheel.

And a hopper that deposits a pile of poo everyso often....

I am sure that, given time, all those special effects could be included.

Rocking Unicorn tricycle poo, is that more rare than rocking horse poo?

 

[Arch]

I am sure that, given time, all those special effects could be included.

Rocking Unicorn tricycle poo, is that more rare than rocking horse poo?

Much, much rarer....

 

[Night Train]

That would be easy, just need to screw in a big horn...

Ooooh, Matron!

Like this?

Or like this?

And a hopper that deposits a pile of poo everyso often....

Didn't you know,

 

[Arch]

Like this?

Didn't you know,

Quick, where's my shovel?

 

[Speicher]

I have a large mixing bowl near the window in my lounge*. It contains the batter for home-made crumpets. The shop-bought ones can be frozen, so I hope the left-over home-made ones can be frozen. Always supposing there are some left over.

* The sun is shining, and the bowl is on a table in the warmth coming through the glass.

 

[potsy]

* The sun is shining, and the bowl is on a table in the warmth coming through the glass.

How long does it take to cook things this way wol(ly)?
Would it not be best to use the oven

 

[Lisa21]

 

[Speicher]

The crumpets were very nice thank you Potsy.

The mixture has yeast in it, which has to rise in a warm place, before they are gently fried.
I can say that the success was variable. The first ones were the best ones, but then I thought I had put too much mixture in each upturned metal cookie cutter wotsit, which was not the case.

 

[potsy]

*must stop buying Minstrels just because they are £1 for a big bag*

needed, spent an hour cleaning the commuter, all ready to get dirty again tomorra

 

[Lisa21]

*must stop buying Minstrels just because they are £1 for a big bag*

WHERE FROM?????????

 

[potsy]

WHERE FROM?????????

For your own good it's probably best not to say

 

[Lisa21]

So true.........

 

[NormanD]

*must stop buying Minstrels just because they are £1 for a big bag*

I told you not to let Lisa know where they fell off the back of, no wonder my hair has fallen out