My private war against the local squirrels has risen to a new level. No longer content with stealing the fat balls, one of the [bleep] tree rats has stolen one of the feeders!!!!
Did someone say

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Mix hot chilli powder in with the bird feed. Birds can't taste it but Squirrels can and hate it.
Just back from the hospital after 4 hours and slightly migrainy, hopefully it won't develop.
I was sent to the radiology dept for an ultrasound scan, which is the far end of the hospital from the entrance. Mum pulled me all the way in a chair with me punting with my sticks as much as possible to help out. Took 20minutes to get there but we were 15minutes early for the appointment.
At the appointment time the nurse notices I still have my cast on, even I know it needs to be removed first! So a porter drags me back across to the far side of the hospital to have the cast removed at the fracture clinic. Then I am dragged back to have the scan now 45minutes behind schedule.
Good news! The tendon itself isn't ruptured, it has just been ripped away from the muscle high up in the calf, right where they keep prodding it and telling me the pain is where the rip is. I know where the pain is, stop prodding it!
Anyway, there is concern about my toe injury and I am sent down to the fracture clinic for a boot to be fitted instead of a cast.
At the fracture clinic the consultant is called to look at my toe and I am sent back up to radiology for an X-ray.

Back down at the fracture clinic I am told I have broken my toe.
My toe is strapped to the next toe and my foot stuffed into a boot with plenty of heel lifts and padding. Still hurts when the velcro straps are pulled tight though but at least I can remove it to wash.

Still can't walk on it though.
The boot is huge! I am supposed to sleep with it on.
Back in three weeks for another check up and scan.
Phew!