Tea? (Part 2)

[twentysix by twentyfive]

I have no choice than to listen to music all day at work. When I say music, it's Gem FM. The dull reptitive unidentifiable pap that entertains the hard of undersranding. I swear, last week they were running a self promoting advert bearing the statement "Good news, Dido is back on our playlist" I wanted to open a vein.

Ear plugs?

 

[coffeejo]

Blimey, someone is a good cook. What with you lot and TVC, I'm feeling seriously inadequate

Don't forget pottycat

 

[TVC]

Tonight's dinner, haggis and hoisin wraps with shredded veg:

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A pretty good combination!

Excellent work, l may have to try that.

Do wish you'd tidy the table though.

 

[TVC]

Blimey, someone is a good cook. What with you lot and TVC, I'm feeling seriously inadequate

I have that effect on people.

 

[Arch]

Excellent work, l may have to try that.

Do wish you'd tidy the table though.

I often mean to, but never quite get round to it.

A good meal! Simple enough really, and I have to admit the sauce is a bought sachet.

 

[potsy]

Don't forget pottycat

Pot/kettle

 

[coffeejo]

Pot/kettle

What's your usual method of preparing mashed potatoes?

 

[potsy]

What's your usual method of preparing mashed potatoes?

Those kind of secrets are not for sharing on here

 

[potsy]

Nice sig btw

 

[Night Train]

I am cutting that picture out and keeping it in my wallet.

Won't that leave a hole in your screen?




It was very yummy.
I am feeling a tad...

 

[coffeejo]

Since when do unicorns have cloven hooves?

 

[Night Train]

Since when do unicorns have cloven hooves?

Since always!
Unicorns are not horses with the a horn, they are more related to goats.

 

[coffeejo]

*googles*

Harumph.

 

[Arch]

Yup, unicorns have cloven hooves. And that's an archaeologist speaking, so there.

I'm very gratified by the response to my creation. It was all pretty easy to compile, just a lot of fine chopping.

 

[coffeejo]

Unicorns are not found in Greek mythology, but rather in accounts of natural history, for Greek writers of natural history were convinced of the reality of the unicorn, which they located in India, a distant and fabulous realm for them. The earliest description is from Ctesias who described them as wild asses, fleet of foot, having a horn a cubit and a half in length and colored white, red and black. Aristotle must be following Ctesias when he mentions two one-horned animals, the oryx (a kind of antelope) and the so-called "Indian ass".