Tea? (Part 2)

[tdr1nka]

NO!
An elephant gets down from a tree by sitting on a leaf and waiting for autumn,

You have a point on the asprin contention.

Duce!

 

[Arch]

Right, I'm off to bed....

 

[tdr1nka]

Nighty night Arch!

 

[Speicher]

Good night from me.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

My brain hurts!

 

[Landslide]

Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

 

[Speicher]

So that you can see them when they swim in the custard.

 

[Renard]

Only if they are doing the backstroke!

 

[TheDoctor]

How the heck would an elephant do backstroke? its legs would just sort of...flail about
Anyway, if I discovered an elephant disporting itself in my dessert, I'd have it arrested.
It'd be taken into custardy.

 

[Renard]

Ah but its got an inbuilt snorkel!

 

[tdr1nka]

I'm reminded of Adam in the garden of eden, emerging naked from a stream only to find an elephant stood just staring at him.

'Can I help you?' asks Adam.

'Uh?' says the elephant, still trasfixed and staring at Adam.

'What's the matter?' Adam asks again.

'Oh, oh nothing..' says the Elephant,
'I'm just wondering how you manage to breath with something that small?

IMDG

 

[TheDoctor]

IMDG?

I'll Make Da (Earl) Grey?

What do you mean?????
*baffled*

 

[mr Mag00]

fresh orange, ginger, carrot and grape juice here makes me ping!!!!

*places jug on table*

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

IMDG?

I'll Make Da (Earl) Grey?

What do you mean?????
*baffled*

Morning All

Try this TheDoc: http://www.imo.org/Safety/mainframe.asp?topic_id=158

Perhaps Elephants have a classification - can't have them running amock at sea.

I'm still waiting for daughter to pack so I can get her off to Uni. She started packing at 8:30 and we were due to leave as soon as possible

Time for a brew

 

[tdr1nka]

It was meant to be, I'll Get My Dressing Gown.

Time for lunch me thinks?