Tea? (Part 2)

[Speicher]

Yes, fine thanks, got mine.

Doughnut has been consumed, bearing in mind it is Wednesday. The other part of lunch was an apple. Not the most healthy of lunches , but only once week.

 

[Speicher]

No, but dry fingers from handling a lot of manila, and a nervous twitch from the 'screeeeee screeeeeeee' noise of the tape gun.

Any tea?

What noise does your shredder make?

or the stapler?

 

[potsy]

After many years of having 2 or more sugars in my tea and coffee, I have gone 'cold turkey' and cut it out altogether. 3 drinks today and I think I'm getting used to it now.
is my doe nut on it's way then speich?

 

[Arch]

What noise does your shredder make?

or the stapler?

Shredder:
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr and then silence when it overheats and I have to give it a rest

Stapler:
Kerkrunk! Like all staplers.

Any other office equipment impersonations you'd like?

Right, I'll do my washing up and have some more tea.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Shredder:
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr and then silence when it overheats and I have to give it a rest

Stapler:
Kerkrunk! Like all staplers.

Any other office equipment impersonations you'd like?

Right, I'll do my washing up and have some more tea.

A computer crashing

The printer jamming (again)

The chap in charge of the printer when it jams for the umpteenth time this morning

A pen running out of ink

Opening a sticky drawer

The chap in charge of the printer when it jams for the umpteenth +1 times this morning

Your favourite piece of office equipment (if not included above)

Meanwhile havacuppaTea

 

[Arch]

have you been fettling computers today by any chance?

You have seen the 'cat printer translation', I take it? Warning, contains lots of swearing!


View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSK1D3bZhRs

 

[Speicher]

That youtube clip is very funny, but as you say, lots of swearing.

I nearly squashed Leo flat today. He was sat on the sofa just where I wanted to sit, and watch tv, so I gently moved him, and he seemed to settle down quickly. Nearly sat down, when I realised he had moved, back, and he was very nearly squished.

 

[Speicher]

I could do an impersonation of a automatic numerating machine. Clunk bonk, bonk, bonk

For the younger peeps on this thread, it the days before puters, the numerator would stamp the same number on eight documents, and then change numbers. Used in my days in the County Court.

 

[potsy]

I could do an impersonation of a automatic numerating machine. Clunk bonk, bonk, bonk

For the younger peeps on this thread, it the days before puters, the numerator would stamp the same number on eight documents, and then change numbers. Used in my days in the County Court.

Whatever you got up to in the sixties is of no interest in the tea thread

 

[Speicher]

That would have been the early eighties, how old you think I am?

 

[Speicher]

I am watching "Something's Gotta Give" with Jack Nicholson.

 

[potsy]

That would have been the early eighties, how old you think I am?

Sorry, mis-typed eighties obviously

Got next doors cat snuggled onto my typing arm, and am having to 1 finger type left handed

He is very good and cuddly but my girl cat is giving me jelous looks, think she'll be sulking for a bit now.

 

[Speicher]

Sixties, eighties, an easy mistake to make.

Benjy from three doors up came into the house today. Normally Leo and Tasha are fine with that, but today .

 

[Speicher]

Good night

 

[potsy]

Sixties, eighties, an easy mistake to make.

Benjy from three doors up came into the house today. Normally Leo and Tasha are fine with that, but today .

Puma always hisses at him but he is FA's bestest mate, he is a fat cat but can be very well behaved when he wants something

just like me.

Nighty night