coffeejo
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- Location
- West Somerset
You could at least have made something up involving a rabid gate post and a swarm of angry pixies 





You should have got your legs out in early March, like me - everyone was so shocked by the appearance of legs that they failed to spot the alarming colour of them![]()
now my legs have to catch up my arms, but I seem to have brown arms and white hands at the moment because I have been wearing my mitts.In other news, my friends have just popped by and brought me a whole load of food and stuff, including Ben and Jerry's![]()
That was very nice of them, now let me guess what will go first![]()




